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hilly 05-30-2005 10:01 PM

Wouls You Trust The French?
 
Well history has shown us they are a bunch of collaborating bastards, with their women whipping up their dresses and showing their pussies to the invading nazis..
I dont like the french.
I dont trust the french.
They are a fucking disgrace to Europe.

cyber_ninja 05-30-2005 10:03 PM

sure,why not

Dirty Dane 05-30-2005 10:06 PM

It's 60 years ago. Get over it.

thaifan99 05-30-2005 10:07 PM

famous french military victories still in google lol?

Theo 05-30-2005 10:12 PM

where are you from?

Mr.Fiction 05-30-2005 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
Well history has shown us they are a bunch of collaborating bastards, with their women whipping up their dresses and showing their pussies to the invading nazis..
I dont like the french.
I dont trust the french.
They are a fucking disgrace to Europe.

Do you trust the Germans, Chinese, Russians, Vietnamese, Koreans, and the Japanese? What about the British and the Spanish? :1orglaugh

hilly 05-30-2005 10:22 PM

I trust the Russians more than I trust the frogs

Tafkap 05-31-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
I trust the Russians more than I trust the frogs

What's ur problem with French Ppl? What have they done to U?

webgurl 05-31-2005 12:14 AM

i love french

SleazyDream 05-31-2005 12:18 AM

french women just make me horny.

Joe Citizen 05-31-2005 12:22 AM

Is Hilly short for Hillbilly? :1orglaugh

Webby 05-31-2005 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe Citizen
Is Hilly short for Hillbilly? :1orglaugh

Ya can't be far wrong on that Joe :-)

Born in Arkansas, ass-fucked in Arkansas, educated in Arkansas blah...

hilly 05-31-2005 01:10 AM

Obviously you people have never lived through a world war. Or havent lived for that matter! I live in England, and just you try having these treacherouse people living on your doorstep.
When we and your country America, liberated them, they spat on us, cos we spoiled a good thing.. They were fraternizing with the Germans

The Sultan Of Smut 05-31-2005 01:19 AM

This guy is boring.

MetaMan 05-31-2005 01:20 AM

i trust the french like i trust SleazyDream with a hamburger. :2 cents:

SilverTab 05-31-2005 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by hilly
They were fraternizing with the Germans

so you hate germans too?...or did you just forgived the germans and not the french?? LOL

rickholio 05-31-2005 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
Obviously you people have never lived through a world war. Or havent lived for that matter! I live in England, and just you try having these treacherouse people living on your doorstep.
When we and your country America, liberated them, they spat on us, cos we spoiled a good thing.. They were fraternizing with the Germans

I call bullshit.

I've seen plenty of newsreel footage showing extremely grateful french people in the wake of liberation forces. My grandfather was at Juno beach (lost his hearing in the fighting soon thereafter) and had many stories of france and how he and his comrades were received. None of them involved being spat upon, unless it was a detail he left out when he tastefully glossed over the mad sexxing he got while in country.

You have some documentation to back up your claims, aside from a belly full of bile and a handful of hateful literature penned by people who would burst info flame if they ever left the shadows long enough to be touched by sunlight? :disgust

reynold 05-31-2005 01:35 AM

I don't hate them and I don't like them either...
Hell or Heaven-they can go either way...

hilly 05-31-2005 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by rickholio
I call bullshit.

I've seen plenty of newsreel footage showing extremely grateful french people in the wake of liberation forces. My grandfather was at Juno beach (lost his hearing in the fighting soon thereafter) and had many stories of france and how he and his comrades were received. None of them involved being spat upon, unless it was a detail he left out when he tastefully glossed over the mad sexxing he got while in country.

You have some documentation to back up your claims, aside from a belly full of bile and a handful of hateful literature penned by people who would burst info flame if they ever left the shadows long enough to be touched by sunlight? :disgust

So grand dad was at Juno Beach.
Well let me tell you my Father was also a combatant on D Day so dont call my remarks bull shit. He fought all the way to Paris, and the accounts he told me of French Whores who had Kraut boyfriends and were pissed because they had to leave each other. The French whores hated the British. Sounds like yor Grandpa was in a different war to my Dad

rickholio 05-31-2005 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
So grand dad was at Juno Beach.
Well let me tell you my Father was also a combatant on D Day so dont call my remarks bull shit. He fought all the way to Paris, and the accounts he told me of French Whores who had Kraut boyfriends and were pissed because they had to leave each other. The French whores hated the British. Sounds like yor Grandpa was in a different war to my Dad

Oh, I see... so you judge an entire population based on how whores wouldn't give your poor old daddy a victory hummer? What, was he too poor to outbid fritz for a handjob? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds like you've been given a big ol' dose of HATE INDOCTRINATION. I won't even bother trying to chisel through the layer of petrified vilification that's been deposited in your skull due to your old man's inability to score some franco pussy 60 years ago. I, on the other hand, am very happy that my ol' grandad tapped that celt gash plenty, often and easily while he was over there. :thumbsup

Well, aside from saying "WW2 was 60 years ago. Get the fuck over it." :1orglaugh

mardigras 05-31-2005 02:04 AM

French people, like American people, are not their government.

Manowar 05-31-2005 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by rickholio
Oh, I see... so you judge an entire population based on how whores wouldn't give your poor old daddy a victory hummer? What, was he too poor to outbid fritz for a handjob? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds like you've been given a big ol' dose of HATE INDOCTRINATION. I won't even bother trying to chisel through the layer of petrified vilification that's been deposited in your skull due to your old man's inability to score some franco pussy 60 years ago. I, on the other hand, am very happy that my ol' grandad tapped that celt gash plenty, often and easily while he was over there. :thumbsup

Well, aside from saying "WW2 was 60 years ago. Get the fuck over it." :1orglaugh

werd up brutha :thumbsup

hilly 05-31-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
Oh, I see... so you judge an entire population based on how whores wouldn't give your poor old daddy a victory hummer? What, was he too poor to outbid fritz for a handjob? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds like you've been given a big ol' dose of HATE INDOCTRINATION. I won't even bother trying to chisel through the layer of petrified vilification that's been deposited in your skull due to your old man's inability to score some franco pussy 60 years ago. I, on the other hand, am very happy that my ol' grandad tapped that celt gash plenty, often and easily while he was over there. :thumbsup

Well, aside from saying "WW2 was 60 years ago. Get the fuck over it." :1orglaugh

You insolent big mouthed Yank. Dont insult my father you bastard

hilly 05-31-2005 02:31 AM

Your grand dad was probably an informer anyways

Tipsy 05-31-2005 02:32 AM

What a crap troll :2 cents:

rickholio 05-31-2005 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
You insolent big mouthed Yank. Dont insult my father you bastard

I'm not a yank, but I doubt a jackass mick would be able to tell the difference. :1orglaugh

(let's see if you're smart enough to pick out the irony in that sentence) :winkwink:

As for your old man, I never set out to insult him. If you find the concept that he was simply of insufficient calibre to woo away a working girl from another paying customer insulting, well, that's your cross to bear. Not everyone can measure up to those massive teutonic donkey dongs I guess. :1orglaugh

rickholio 05-31-2005 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
French people, like American people, are not their government.

Hear hear! :thumbsup

BastarD 05-31-2005 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
I trust the Russians more than I trust the frogs

:thumbsup

Russians are good ppl if they know they can trust you.

rickholio 05-31-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BastarD
:thumbsup

Russians are good ppl if they know they can trust you.

Maybe in person, but online's a whole other matter. I see more hack attempts and assorted net.bullshit coming out of Russia and Israel than the rest of the world combined. :2 cents:

hilly 05-31-2005 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
I'm not a yank, but I doubt a jackass mick would be able to tell the difference. :1orglaugh

(let's see if you're smart enough to pick out the irony in that sentence) :winkwink:

As for your old man, I never set out to insult him. If you find the concept that he was simply of insufficient calibre to woo away a working girl from another paying customer insulting, well, that's your cross to bear. Not everyone can measure up to those massive teutonic donkey dongs I guess. :1orglaugh

No, you are not a Yank. Yanks don't speak to people like that. You are some mongol. And dont refer to my father as "your old man". He is not "Your old man"
He is my father.
Did you ever have a Father?
As for sufficient calibre to woo a french whore from a Nazi Kraut, I'm sure he had more than your fucking grand dad

Tania 05-31-2005 02:56 AM

I dont like also french people they lie to much ......

hilly 05-31-2005 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BastarD
:thumbsup

Russians are good ppl if they know they can trust you.

Yeah I know, I' married to one.

rickholio 05-31-2005 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
No, you are not a Yank. Yanks don't speak to people like that. You are some mongol. And dont refer to my father as "your old man". He is not "Your old man"
He is my father.
Did you ever have a Father?
As for sufficient calibre to woo a french whore from a Nazi Kraut, I'm sure he had more than your fucking grand dad

Anyone can have a 'father'. Luke fucking Skywalker had a 'father'.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~dewa.../DarthSye6.jpg
"Luke, you didn't do the dishes again. I'm very cross."

I had a 'Dad'. A subtle distinction that I won't elaborate on. Those who have one know the difference.

... but hey, okay buddy... your 'faaaaaaaaaaaaaaather' got spat on by french puta, my grandad spent most of his nights in Paris. And Angeline. And Lucile. And Maribelle. And Madolene... etc.

Which leads to one of two conclusions:

- That every newsreel, personal anecdote, and overture of appreciation made by france and french people since ww2 were all lies. It was all a big conspiracy, and only your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather was wise to the biggest scam of all time in the moment of its conception, or...

- All the above was, in fact, legit, and your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather was the one who, for some unfathomable reason, was unable to get a french woman naked even though he was part of the liberation army, which was essentially a free ticket to unlimited pussy at pretty much any village, hamlet or town along the Seine.

Hmmmmmm... which one could it be? :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 05-31-2005 03:04 AM

nothing like a good healthy dose of nationalism first thing in the morning

hilly 05-31-2005 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
Anyone can have a 'father'. Luke fucking Skywalker had a 'father'.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~dewa.../DarthSye6.jpg
"Luke, you didn't do the dishes again. I'm very cross."

I had a 'Dad'. A subtle distinction that I won't elaborate on. Those who have one know the difference.

... but hey, okay buddy... your 'faaaaaaaaaaaaaaather' got spat on by french puta, my grandad spent most of his nights in Paris. And Angeline. And Lucile. And Maribelle. And Madolene... etc.

Which leads to one of two conclusions:

- That every newsreel, personal anecdote, and overture of appreciation made by france and french people since ww2 were all lies. It was all a big conspiracy, and only your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather was wise to the biggest scam of all time in the moment of its conception, or...

- All the above was, in fact, legit, and your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather was the one who, for some unfathomable reason, was unable to get a french woman naked even though he was part of the liberation army, which was essentially a free ticket to unlimited pussy at pretty much any village, hamlet or town along the Seine.

Hmmmmmm... which one could it be? :1orglaugh

Fuck off and watch your newsreels
I'm going to bed

damonx 05-31-2005 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
Well history has shown us they are a bunch of collaborating bastards, with their women whipping up their dresses and showing their pussies to the invading nazis..
I dont like the french.
I dont trust the french.
They are a fucking disgrace to Europe.

t'inquiète on en à rien à branler de ce que tu penses et ça va pas nous empécher de dormir hein

rickholio 05-31-2005 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
Fuck off and watch your newsreels
I'm going to bed

... and here I thought it was the FRENCH that were supposed to be the 'surrender monkeys'! :1orglaugh

Ni'nite hillyboy. Go dream of large french war era women. :thumbsup

David! 05-31-2005 03:34 AM

You just made him cry :Oh crap
http://www.unesco.org/bpi/eng/unesco...rac-speech.jpg

justsexxx 05-31-2005 04:26 AM

I'm not French, but threads like this are stupid. Oh well, you are proberly just jealous, you don't live in such beautiful country. I went there many time, and loved every day of it. And France is bigger then Paris only. They have great nature, small old villages, modern cities, great health sources in Vichy etc.

Joe Citizen 05-31-2005 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
Oh, I see... so you judge an entire population based on how whores wouldn't give your poor old daddy a victory hummer? What, was he too poor to outbid fritz for a handjob? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sounds like you've been given a big ol' dose of HATE INDOCTRINATION. I won't even bother trying to chisel through the layer of petrified vilification that's been deposited in your skull due to your old man's inability to score some franco pussy 60 years ago. I, on the other hand, am very happy that my ol' grandad tapped that celt gash plenty, often and easily while he was over there. :thumbsup

Well, aside from saying "WW2 was 60 years ago. Get the fuck over it." :1orglaugh

Holy shit! Great post Rick! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

PlugRush Sascha 05-31-2005 04:47 AM

The French make awesome cheese!

justsexxx 05-31-2005 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ktj4l
The French make awesome cheese!

No we do :) They make great wine :)

David! 05-31-2005 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justsexxx
No we do :) They make great wine :)

I'm sorry but nothing beats a good ole smelly camembert :winkwink:

Lev 05-31-2005 05:41 AM

idiot, what about Napoleon who invaded pretty much the whole Europe

Tafkap 05-31-2005 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hilly
Fuck off and watch your newsreels
I'm going to bed

Thank God!!! And, please, don't wake up :321GFY

sexysphere 05-31-2005 06:41 AM

It makes me laugh how some people on this board tell french to go fuck themselves behind their computer. But when i go to internext, i never had any problem with american webmasters.

BRISK 05-31-2005 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
teutonic donkey dongs

That sounds like a great name for a paysite :winkwink:

BuggyG 05-31-2005 06:47 AM

bah.. girl can be any nationality
I don't care
i'd still fuck her!!! :thumbsup

damonx 05-31-2005 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexysphere
It makes me laugh how some people on this board tell french to go fuck themselves behind their computer. But when i go to internext, i never had any problem with american webmasters.

cause you are a pimp daddy :pimp

nico-t 05-31-2005 06:57 AM

hilly is gay!


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