Canada is like the girlfriend America never calls
 

<RING, RING..>

US: Hello?

Canada: Hey! What's up?

US: Nothing, just in the middle of negotiations with China regarding textile shipments to the NAFTA and EU trade zones. Particularly as it relates to potential labor migrations.

Canada: WOW! Sounds, pretty important!

US: It is. What's going on with you?

Canada: Nothing. Remember that thing I was talking about with Greenland? Where You and I and them put that money towards cancer among people born of Irish descent?

US: Uh... that thing with greenland... um OH YEAH, I remember that, of course.

Canada: Yeah, well I was thinking we could do something about that.

US: You mean like now?

Canada: No, not now, but sometime.

US: Look, Canada, I'm pretty busy... did you need something?

Canada: No, not really I just wanted to talk.

US: I'll call you this weekend.

Canada: OK, bye.

US: <click>

Canada: http://www.gfy.com/images/icons/frown2.gif
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Later that weekend

Yeah! You like that don't you mama cita!!!
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US --> http://sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/hump.gif <--Mexico

Canada is great! I'be been there three times. Never been to the US of A unfortunately.

HAHAHAHAAH nice!

You forgot "FACT:"

Finally a decent dork jedi post.

Finally :D

lol Jedi scores. Now he's up to two good posts out of his last 200: The one about all children being hellspawn and parents being suckers, and this one.

FACT: DarkJedi's personal conversion ratio on GFY is improving! :winkwink:

Count yourself lucky ;)

I like reading him lately

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funny but not at the same time...you are on a roll tho jedi lol:)

Where is that airport located? Crazy!

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pretty funny if you axe me - now i just gotta find where he plagiarized it from. :winkwink:

I cant recall but I seen it on TV a few times.

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Killer pic :thumbsup

Heh... not this one is not bad.

I can't believe I'm saying this...

I fucking almost died laughing. Having lived in Canada as an American, this just made me crack up.