When they invented the internets...
 

Do you think they knew it would turn into one big commercial?

hmm why does the earth only revolve in one direction

I'll ask them.

They tell me, no. They thought the internets would be great for when USA invades countries and starts killing everyone. That was it's intended purpose, and that's what they tell me motivated them to create it.

Now, Let's go duck hunting.

"they"??
You mean Al Gore, don't you?
:P

Sources tell me the Internet's Main Server is located in Nebraska.

:1orglaugh nice try we all know it is Kansas.