What's the #1 Internet Lie
 

Is it:

I don't watch porn on the internet.

or

I never down loaded anything.

i have a 8 inch cock

the first one

That you can make money placing tiny classified ads from your one bedroom apartment.

:pimp

I make more money then you

im not in a relationship

the lie about cock size.
definitely.

weight : average

really that is my pic :1orglaugh

I'm just a cute girl.

Internet Porn=Child Porn

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"I made bank last month with (insert sponsor here)"

Lord Aga is a man of his word.

there are no surfers on GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't look at porn sites .... :1orglaugh

I read it on the Internet and it turned out to not be true.

Imagine my surprise.

I'm good looking. I've a sexy muscle body :) I'm tall and I look a bit like brad pitt a;)

I'm a hot chick with big tits not a old man

I dont search porn.

There is no money in SEO

When someone asks for a/s/l and you hear a reply of 18/f/<MY CITY>
Shortly thereafter you'll get an iFriends landing page.
WG

I'm an 18F w/ pic. Send yours 1st.

thats a good one lol

home alone

Were you actually suprised?

I don't have big disgusting scars on my tits... :1orglaugh

mmmmm who knows

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm a virgin.

but... you are? arent you? :upsidedow

The check is in the mail........

I have lots of traffic. Now give me hosting and content and build my galleries.

petifiles lying about there age

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

There is money to be made in SEO

:1orglaugh

free porn click here

"really, i'm a girl"

I'm leaving GFY forever

"i'm 5"5 with blonde hair, blue eyes and a perfect c-cup"

"Hottest site on the net"

ive got connection problems...

Oh, that was just a slight glitch in the software.

YARGH! I know a hacker.

I have make more money in an hour than you make in a year.

Hi, I'm Amber. I love other girls. Send me your pic.

"It was a glitch"

I know I know....