FACT: When you order a HOOKER you should assume she does BLOWJOBS without a condom..
 

After yesterdays experience, I ordered a new hooker today.
She came to my house 5 minutes late, so I told her immediately "get on your knees you little bitch, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like there's no tommorow".

And that little cunt tells me she doesnt do blowjobs without a condom.

So I tell her "listen you little slut, do I look like a metrosexual? Get the fuck out of my apartment or I will cut your throat and I am sure noone will miss your dirty pussy". She had fear in her eyes and I kicked her in the ass and masturbated to TheHun after that.

And for the 30 bucks I bought a sixpack of beer.

Ummm.. ok

:helpme

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umm ok ?

doncha just love surfers :321GFY

Mike A: 0wn3d at birth.

wow.. I bet you think all the men here are really impressed with your ghetto attitude and the women really want to serve such a big macho .. knows what he wants.. kind of guy.

its always the ones trying to prove they arent gay.. that usually are.

whos fake nick is this ?

hm.... and who usually starts threads by saying "FACT"? :helpme

kneepads?
 

she dont get on her knees without kneepads either i bet :thumbsup

hmmmm... there goes 2secs of my life i'll never get back

You know, as a former escort agency owner...I'd say you should've gotten your ass kicked by her driver about..mmm...16 seconds after you said that.

If you'd actually had the cajones to ever say that...you fucking chucklehead.

Ill bet you $fiddy its Dork-Jedi

In holland we need to pay ?25 or ?35 extra without the condom ''so i've heard''

:)

dirty old fuck.

that's why you're going to the philipines ;)

I'd bet tonight's bedtime snack that this is one of Dork Jedi's fake nicks.

So transparent. :D

You sir are one dumb fuck.

joke or not - that's not funny.

it bothers me when people treat hookers as less than human.

they have human rights
they have right to protect themselves and be safe.
if one wants to take a risk and blow you bare - THANK HER - it's not a right.
She's doing You a big favor. be grateful


if you mistreat hookers then what's to stop you from mistreating a girlfriend or spouse or any woman for that matter?


jesus prefered to spend time with hookers and tax collectors - why - they're often (not always but sometimes) way better people on the inside than those that think they are rightous.

your little pee pee is going to fall off if you let hookers suck it w/o a condom

wrong!

try again :upsidedow

i hate retards

:smokin

thailand??? :winkwink:

rough customer

Welcome back nofx

thanx for wasting my time

crack is bad for you

lmao tell him how it is

Mike A, either you never hired a hooker in your life or you hired the ugliest skanky ho's there is.

Now STFU

do you know there is still a small chance you can get HIV from oral sex without a condom, or a big chance of getting herpes

and you can also assume that if she will go sans condom for a stranger she is probably diseased and knows it.

you're one sick mofu :helpme

I must say, that you are a man above men.

:1orglaugh :error

Read what some escorts really say about stuff.......
Some of its actually interesting LOL

www.escortblogs.net

my fav.... Tabitha LOL


and yes, most of em' will want to cover your pecker
before they wanna touch it

banned and back in a sec sigh