Joke of the day!
 

HORNY FROG

What does a horny frog say?

"Rub it" :1orglaugh

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Q:how do you starve a black man?

A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q: whats the difference between a black man and a large pizza:

A: A large pizza can feed a family

(Not racist, just the only jokes I can remember right now)

BHAHAHABAHABAHABHABA

that is soooooooo funny.


can you be my friend?

Hehe.. Nice one(s) :thumbsup

Thanks for the nice one Zero 8!
Here is one more:

When does a blonde have two brain cells?
When she's pregnant!

Nothing against the blondes (I am the one as well), just like jokes about them.
Hi Pete, thanks for participating.

Try looking here for the answer
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=471428

some old romanian gypsy told me this joke.....



Somewhere down in the Carribean there is a girl with no arms and no legs...She is homeless, no job and has no boyfriend.
She lives on the beach, so every night before she goes to sleep she cries to herself because nobody wants her. So one night,
some guy is walking on the beach and asks the girl, "Why are you crying?" , She responds with, "Nobody will hug me"..the guy
then hugs her and goes on his way. The following night, the guy is walking on the beach again and he notices the girl crying again,
so he then asks her again, "Why are you crying". She replies with , "Nobody will kiss me"...so the guy gives her a kiss on the cheek
and goes on his way. The next night, the guy is walking on the beach again and he notices the girl crying once more, so then he proceeds
to ask her, "Why are you crying AGAIN ?", She says, " NO ONE WILL FUCK ME", So the guy PICKS her up and throws her in the water and
says , "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED"

THE DONKEY AUCTION

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?"
Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

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hehehe thank you

Lol..some good ones in there

I just got today an *email* from a skilled collegue thats hes *email* is borked because he cannot send *emails*...sometimes i wonder...

that one is cute ;)

haha... good. I needed some jokes now!

that one was great...here is another...


Little Johnny and his grandpa are out fishin on the lake...as they are fishing, grandpa reaches in his bag and pulls out a cigarette and lights up....little Johnny says, Grandpa, may I have some of that cigerette? Grandpa replies, son, can your dick touch your asshole? Little Johnny says, no sir, so Grandpa says, then you cant have any of my cigerette....a few minutes go by and Grandpa reaches back in his cooler and pulls out a beer, pops it open...Little Johnny sees this and asks, Grandpa, may I have some of your beer? Grandpa replies, son, can your dick touch your asshole? Little Johnny says, no sir, so Grandpa says, then you cant have any of my beer....a few more minutes go by and little Johnny reaches into his knapsack and pulls out a sandwich and starts to eat it....Grandpa looks over and says, son, may I have some of your sandwich? Little Johnny says, Grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?? Grandpa replies, well yes son it can! And so lil Johnny replies, well then go fuck yourself cause this is my sandwich!!!

Shit, is it recess yet? :winkwink:

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