What a motherfucker of a day...
 

It's bad enough that it's 110 degrees out here today...
I'm having a creative funk kind of day, so decide to mow the lawn and see if that'll help...I come inside realizing why I don't work in the heat

I go to switch on the AC extra high and suddenly the whole house goes dark...I figured "oh fuck, I blew a fuse"...so I check the fuse box and all looks ok

I wasn't sure what was going on. I went next door to my neighbor's house and his power is up, so it's not an outage in the area....I come back to my house (the nanny was off to run some personal errand) and of course my 2 year old son is hot and the baby is going nuts...so, I go to call the power company and realize that the cordless phoen base needs power to work...luckily, my wife left her cell (I've never bothered getting a new one since I smashed the last one I had) and I was able to get ahold of them and after dealing with 4 different people, finally found out they had me down for a voluntary disconnect (same as if I was moving). After a lot of swearing and yelling, I finally got someone to admit they were mistaken, but they said they would have the power back up in the morning (it was about 5). I explained that I had a baby and 3 kids (my other kids had returned home from school by then).

Apparently saying "cocksucker" to the cocksucker on the phone doesn't urge them to be in a hurry.

So, I'm enjoying hanging out at a buddy's house and working from there this evening....

what an interesting month this has been for sure....

Holy smokes man...that's not cool...kids in this dangerous heat and the power is turned off?
I'd go down to Nevada Power and make sure some heads roll.

You dont know how many times I have wanted to call the phone company, power company or cable company cocksucker.
:thumbsup :1orglaugh

I love it when people go fucking DeadWood on people :)

Fight the machine!

I've wanted to for years and finally did ;-)

They need the brick of love for sure

Nothing like a AZ summer

yea, usually calling people a cocksucker doesnt help you get your way :)

worse, Las Vegas summer (and we're out by Lake Mead, so it's a little hotter and has a little bit of humidity)

very true ;-)
but I didn't start the phonecall with "cocksucker"......as much as I wanted to...