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xxxjay 05-23-2005 02:47 PM

XXXJay's New Band - SLUMPBUSTER!
 
HERE ARE THE LOST - SLUMPBUSTER RECORDINGS:

And now, a final report from the relative safety and confines of Los Angeles: Week two of the Manila slut rampage went off swimmingly. As promised, I have delivered some of the rare, but very crude recordings of my new all Filipino punk / hate rock / vocal group named SLUMPBUSTER. If you don?t remember about that, you may want to refer back to the beginning of this thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=468527&page=1

And here are the 5 demos from SLUMPBUSTER that I managed to record on my cell phone that I now have saved to MP3:

1. Boom, Boom (Me Love You Long Time)
http://www.4freepornmovies.com/slump...s/boomboom.mp3

2. D-R-U-G-S (Drugs)
http://www.4freepornmovies.com/slump...ongs/drugs.mp3

3. Chicky Chow Mien (Chicky Muther Fuckin? Chow Mien)
http://www.4freepornmovies.com/slump...ngs/chicky.mp3

4. 200,000 Peso Blues
http://www.4freepornmovies.com/slump...gs/200peso.mp3

5. White Power
http://www.4freepornmovies.com/slump...whitepower.mp3

When I originally played it for my friends that picked me up from the airport they were like, ?Man, you have got these girls brainwashed!? and I heard the work ?Manson? thrown around a time or two?that?s cool, I?ll take that ? ?brainwashing?, ?Manson??shit, I like it!

At least, I know if the government does go whacko with all this new 2257 shit and the sky does fall --- I can at least flee the country to the Philippines and start a massive singing / dancing / dick sucking Militia of racial hatred with ease.

Of course, for the last night there I had to go for the grand finale?yes, that is: Bang 5 Chicks all at the same time?which I already know is basically impossible (from my last trip?s previous record of 6 at the same time) ? sure, you play all 18 holes, but it is pretty much impossible to keep 5 chicks simultaneously engaged at the same time?from time to time one or two will start falling asleep or start SMSing on their cell phones and you?ll have to smack ?em?here is a pre- coital picture of what that pile of snatch looked like:

http://www.4freepornmovies.com/occash/5.jpg

Big thanks to Dee for having me out, other than the massive 5-digit hole in my bank account, it was a fucking blast!

Bugbee 05-23-2005 02:49 PM

ha ha ha funny shit welcome back hit me up i will take you to lunch next week!!!

xxxjay 05-23-2005 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GigaBugbee
ha ha ha funny shit welcome back hit me up i will take you to lunch next week!!!

You gotta listen to some of the tracks

iBanker 05-23-2005 03:15 PM

You know what a slumpbuster is in baseball right? That is when you get into a slump (hitting-wise) and go out to the nearest bar and fuck the shit out of the ugliest girl in the place. Thus, breaking your slump.

What a great name.

xxxjay 05-23-2005 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iBanker
You know what a slumpbuster is in baseball right? That is when you get into a slump (hitting-wise) and go out to the nearest bar and fuck the shit out of the ugliest girl in the place. Thus, breaking your slump.

What a great name.

Oh yeah, I know what a Slumpbuster is -- I thought it was even funnier because half the girls in the bang a hookers...thus, Slumpbusters!

xxxjay 05-23-2005 11:53 PM

Slumpbuster...BEEAATCH!

SmokeyTheBear 05-24-2005 12:03 AM

lol those are some funny ass clips :thumbsup

Shortbread 05-24-2005 12:04 AM

OMG Jay, you are too funny :1orglaugh

xxxjay 05-24-2005 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
lol those are some funny ass clips :thumbsup

I think they have some "hit potential"!

emthree 05-24-2005 12:47 AM

Sheer talent

RAM 05-24-2005 01:34 AM

That is Kick ASS :thumbsup

Pete-Vagisil 05-24-2005 01:36 AM

will you be my friend?

xxxjay 05-24-2005 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree
Sheer talent

Yes, I will have to agree.

cherrylula 05-24-2005 10:05 AM

get those up on itunes and quit yer job! :1orglaugh

Dalai lama 05-24-2005 10:08 AM

Cute looking babes.

xxxjay 05-24-2005 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula
get those up on itunes and quit yer job! :1orglaugh

I may have to.


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