Watching Bad Santa late last night..classic fucking line...
 

"you ain't gonna shit right for a month."
That's what he tells the chick in the dressing room in the "big lady" section of the store..and then he goes home and the big fat black chick is sitting out on a bench and he tells her to go to his room to check something out and she says...
"No...last time I didn't shit right for a week."
:1orglaugh