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billywatson 05-20-2005 10:11 PM

Announcing: The Dick Suckers!
 
Happy Endings Entertainment would like to announce TheDickSuckers.com, a brand new site to send all your BJ traffic! And why do that?

1) "Break Points" - We're not an ordinary rev share program...why pay out 50% to a noob while a person sending 15 or 20 signups a month is getting the same? The number of signups you get determines your payout - Here's the breakdown:

0-5 sales per month and you will earn the standard 50%
6-10 sales per month and you will earn 55%
11-15 sales per month and you will earn 60%
16-20 sales per month and you will earn 65%
21+ sales per month and you 70% goes right to you!

2) CCBill is cutting the checks to you...no missed checks, shaving, yadda yadda yadda...

3) Hosted galleries that CONVERT. I mean, who doesn't love amateur BJ footage?

4) Surprise bonuses randomly announced...and they're cool!

5) Webmaster referral program is a whopping 6%!

6) Top reseller of the month gets a free, customized trailer...we'll start today, May 20, and go to May 31, and then from the 1st to the end of the month thereafter we'll have one of our DickSuckers pimp any site the winner chooses...and we'll even try (depending on the porno girl's availablilty) to hire the one you request.

7) A quarterly prize you won't believe...top Continental-based US webmaster for quarter ending stats gets hired as male talent for a BJ shoot...and gets to keep the content! Do what you wish with it...it's yours. We pay round-trip air to LA, hire the female talent of your choice (again, depending on the porno girl's availablilty), pay your AIM test...and put you to work with a DickSucker! And not to deny our forgien resellers, you'll get the cash equivilent of this prize.

TheDickSuckers will make you cash!

HERE'S the reseller's area.

A final word...I've been shooting for almost three years now...and I was a gallery submitter before that...and I know how important resellers are to any great program. This is my first venture into my own site, and I'm going to really work hard to keep member retention high and to take care of you guys as well...thanks!

:thumbsup

Oh...by the way...first reseller to send 10 sign ups starting now gets an XM or Sirius satellite radio...and the first sign up tonight gets a 20 second trailer in WMV or MPEG form with DickSucker Erin Moore pimping your site.

Spunky 05-20-2005 10:16 PM

I like the stick on cum

NaughtyRob 05-20-2005 10:18 PM

Good stuff Billy. :thumbsup

wtfent 05-20-2005 10:21 PM

Sounds good. Good luck. :thumbsup

wtfent 05-20-2005 10:25 PM

Im curious why did you have to censor everything? Did CCbill make you do that?

billywatson 05-20-2005 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent
Im curious why did you have to censor everything? Did CCbill make you do that?

We're really going back and forth with that...depending on which lawyer you talk to, it's either a good idea, or a great idea.

How do you feel about the censored tour??

billywatson 05-20-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ContentProducer
Good stuff Billy. :thumbsup

Thanks man...and thanks to all!

BTW -- Content Producer...I think we know a LOT of the same people...

:thumbsup

Kroyrotica 05-20-2005 10:30 PM

Another masterpiece, love it!
Should do very well, as always excellent quality, man.

JasonB 05-20-2005 10:50 PM

Awesome stuff Billy! :thumbsup
Your content is always top knotch :bowdown

Easton 05-21-2005 12:34 AM

excellent content as always billy :)

nice load Erin got! LOL

billywatson 05-21-2005 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton
excellent content as always billy :)

nice load Erin got! LOL


Thanks Easton! We're working as hard as you and Extreme Holly, and since we're in the same neighborhood, maybe we can work together sometime?

:thumbsup

WWC-Moe B. 05-21-2005 11:55 AM

Nice job billy!!!

I like what you have done... let me know when you need more updated... allways here to serve you my friend :thumbsup

This site will do very well :thumbsup

Azlord 05-21-2005 01:53 PM

Billy you bad ass mofo. Good shit there. I want that Sirius Radio!

:thumbsup :thumbsup

tranza 05-21-2005 03:15 PM

Nice name and GREAT pic!

billywatson 05-21-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moe B.
Nice job billy!!!

I like what you have done... let me know when you need more updated... allways here to serve you my friend :thumbsup

This site will do very well :thumbsup

Actually Moe the second I run out of updates, I'm all over World Wide Content and will buy up as much BJ conent as I can afford...I had a very difficult time dealing with the individual who I purchased the bulk of the content from, and I shoulda known better and stuck with a company that had already provided me with top-notch service...to go along with the top-notch content I got from you!!!

Azlord 05-21-2005 11:21 PM

*bump* for a great guy!

Extreme Holly 05-23-2005 11:05 AM

I Likey !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice pic of Erin too. I am gonna fuck her silly on Thursday with a Strap-On. (he-he)

Dalai lama 05-23-2005 11:07 AM

Good looking site.

cryodox 05-23-2005 11:42 AM

So Mine.
 
That Sirius satellite receiver is mine Billy. Set it aside for me.

SykkBoy 05-23-2005 11:55 AM

looks good
one question though: are the rebills all at 50% or do you have to maintain those sales levels to keep say the 70% recurring?

billywatson 05-23-2005 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cryodox
That Sirius satellite receiver is mine Billy. Set it aside for me.


Gotcha!

:thumbsup

billywatson 05-23-2005 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy2
looks good
one question though: are the rebills all at 50% or do you have to maintain those sales levels to keep say the 70% recurring?

I'm gonna talk to my partners about that...and see what/how CCbill says we can set it up...I'd like to keep the rebills where your sales are at...more soon...

And thanks for the kind words!

:thumbsup

reynold 05-23-2005 08:30 PM

Another site with a cock-sucking to complete our day!

James White 05-23-2005 08:33 PM

Great looking site! :)

sickkittens 05-23-2005 08:35 PM

That dude on the tour should have his dick looked at. :winkwink:


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