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AaronM 05-20-2005 09:35 PM

How hard would you fuck these 3 bitches?
 
http://fubarwebmasters.com/current/p...eer/z01118.jpg

Libertine 05-20-2005 09:36 PM

Thrice as hard as I fucked your mother.

fatal attraction 05-20-2005 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AaronM 05-20-2005 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Thrice as hard as I fucked your mother.

You're starting to push your limits with me. You don't know me well enough to talk this much shit and not piss me off.

Take that for what it is.

Spunky 05-20-2005 09:40 PM

Izzz needs a haircut

MikeVega 05-20-2005 09:40 PM

I've never fucked the one in the middle ... but i bet he's be ok ...the other two are just very gay ... they even push back ... :(

Sly 05-20-2005 09:41 PM

Juicy's right hand is missing. A1R3K looks quite shocked, pleasantly shocked.

Hmm...

Libertine 05-20-2005 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM
You're starting to push your limits with me. You don't know me well enough to talk this much shit and not piss me off.

Take that for what it is.

Even if I wasn't drunk, I still wouldn't care about pissing you off. Nothing personal, though :glugglug

Hornydog4cooter 05-20-2005 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
Juicy's right hand is missing. A1R3K looks quite shocked, pleasantly shocked.

Hmm...

:1orglaugh

NaughtyRob 05-20-2005 09:43 PM

The guy at the picnic table is funny.

AaronM 05-20-2005 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Even if I wasn't drunk, I still wouldn't care about pissing you off. Nothing personal, though :glugglug


Disrespect me all you want. Disrespect my family or my business and we will have problems...And it will be personal.

BlueWire 05-20-2005 09:48 PM

extremely hard :thumbsup

CDSmith 05-20-2005 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
Juicy's right hand is missing. A1R3K looks quite shocked, pleasantly shocked.

Hmm...

Indeed. Juicy does have that "I'm doing some serious anal fisting right now" look on his face.

Good call. :D

dunefield 05-20-2005 09:53 PM

tension is RISING!!!

Libertine 05-20-2005 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM
Disrespect me all you want. Disrespect my family or my business and we will have problems...And it will be personal.

Correction. You'll be the one having personal problems. I'll be the one frowning awkwardly at the cyberthreats on my computer screen.

Still, I have nothing against you, so I'll gladly assure you that I have never had sex with your mother, and most certainly don't intend to in the forseeable future. That better? :glugglug

AaronM 05-20-2005 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Correction. You'll be the one having personal problems. I'll be the one frowning awkwardly at the cyberthreats on my computer screen.

Still, I have nothing against you, so I'll gladly assure you that I have never had sex with your mother, and most certainly don't intend to in the forseeable future. That better? :glugglug


It woudl be better if you would let it go, Tom.

CDSmith 05-20-2005 09:57 PM

Great, now I'm stuck mezmerized by dunefield's sigbabe again.

Why does this keep happening to meeeee...?!

Libertine 05-20-2005 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM
It woudl be better if you would let it go, Tom.

Thomas, not Tom. And for a guy your size, a thicker skin would most certainly be in place.

AaronM 05-20-2005 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Thomas, not Tom. And for a guy your size, a thicker skin would most certainly be in place.


WTF does my size have to do with you not getting the fucking clue when I am politely hinting at you to drop it?

STFU, Tommy.

Harmon 05-20-2005 10:01 PM

http://knizer.com/content/photos/200...s/DSC00668.jpg

Libertine 05-20-2005 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM
WTF does my size have to do with you not getting the fucking clue when I am politely hinting at you to drop it?

STFU, Tommy.

thick guy/thick skin? get the connection? yeah, bad joke, I know.

but calm down, dude. you're gonna give yourself a heart attack if you keep stressing about insignificant things :2 cents:

CDSmith 05-20-2005 10:06 PM

I don't suppose it would do any good to suggest that you break your "I'm Punkworld, I need to get the last word in at all times" rule just this once, would it?

Didn't think so. Carry on....

Libertine 05-20-2005 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
I don't suppose it would do any good to suggest that you break your "I'm Punkworld, I need to get the last word in at all times" rule just this once, would it?

Didn't think so. Carry on....

I only break that rule when too drunk to post anymore, bored with the discussion at hand, distracted by something else, hungry, busy or lured in by another discussion. Sorry.

CDSmith 05-20-2005 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
I only break that rule when too drunk to post anymore, bored with the discussion at hand, distracted by something else, hungry, busy or lured in by another discussion. Sorry.

Interesting. Hmm... perhaps a test to see just how unreasonably argumentative you are...


Scenario: Two flies are crawling up a wall. One flies away just as they reach the ceiling.

I say there are zero flies left on the wall.

And you would say.......?_________________

AaronM 05-20-2005 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
I don't suppose it would do any good to suggest that you break your "I'm Punkworld, I need to get the last word in at all times" rule just this once, would it?

Didn't think so. Carry on....


That explains a lot.

AaronM 05-20-2005 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
And you would say.......?_________________


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Originally Posted by punkworld
I fucked AaronM's mom and the fat bastard is going to have a coronary if he continues to stress out about it.


Meanwhile......

Libertine 05-20-2005 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Interesting. Hmm... perhaps a test to see just how unreasonably argumentative you are...


Scenario: Two flies are crawling up a wall. One flies away just as they reach the ceiling.

I say there are zero flies left on the wall.

And you would say.......?_________________


Absolutely nothing. I might look at you a bit funny, but I see no point in arguing about flies. (although I would, ofcourse, argue about whether I'd argue about flies or not)

CDSmith 05-20-2005 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Absolutely nothing. I might look at you a bit funny, but I see no point in arguing about flies. (although I would, ofcourse, argue about whether I'd argue about flies or not)

My spidey sense tells me you're holding something back. :error

Libertine 05-20-2005 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM
Meanwhile......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ok, if you put it that way... I offer my sincerest apologies both to your mother, who most certainly is the most honorable lady to ever grace the face of the earth, as well as to you, for my rude and uncalled for comments.

Satisfaction 05-20-2005 10:26 PM

this is getting interesting it seems...

Stacey_JoinRightNow 05-20-2005 10:34 PM

wohooo...georgeous people on earth!
but right now im eyeing on the flies argument with punkworld :)

CDSmith 05-20-2005 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Stacey_JoinRightNow
wohooo...georgeous people on earth!
but right now im eyeing on the flies argument with punkworld :)

I know he's sitting there near-busting at the seams wanting to tell me there is ONE fly still on the wall. :1orglaugh

He's holding back because of Aaron. :D

Libertine 05-20-2005 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
I know he's sitting there near-busting at the seams wanting to tell me there is ONE fly still on the wall. :1orglaugh

He's holding back because of Aaron. :D

Why would I want to tell you there's one fly left on the wall? The fly that didn't fly away reached the ceiling and may or may not have walked onto it. There is no way to tell.

Either way, they are hypothetical flies, and since one of the main characteristics of an actual fly is being real, these are not flies at all. So, basically, this is a non-argument.

CDSmith 05-20-2005 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Why would I want to tell you there's one fly left on the wall? The fly that didn't fly away reached the ceiling and may or may not have walked onto it. There is no way to tell.

Either way, they are hypothetical flies, and since one of the main characteristics of an actual fly is being real, these are not flies at all. So, basically, this is a non-argument.

:1orglaugh

Wait.... but what if I told you the flies ARE real, and that they actually climbed up my office wall not one hour ago, and one of them really DID fly away as they reached the ceiling?

Then what?




:1orglaugh

Libertine 05-20-2005 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
:1orglaugh

Wait.... but what if I told you the flies ARE real, and that they actually climbed up my office wall not one hour ago, and one of them really DID fly away as they reached the ceiling?

Then what?

:1orglaugh

Then I'd say that there's a fairly big chance that there aren't any flies left on your wall by now, an hour later. On the other hand, maybe your house is a raunchy mess filled with flies, so there could be a hundred more on your wall by now.

How would I know?

(and now I really will stop arguing about the flies)

CDSmith 05-20-2005 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
(and now I really will stop arguing about the flies)

:1orglaugh

The right answer of course was:

There is half a fly left on the ceiling, and half a fly left on the wall.... because I reached up and smooshed the fucker.


How you missed that I'll never know. :1orglaugh


Tell me, if you ever saw a new thread of mine, and it was titled....

"FACT: the sky is blue"
and the body of the post said something like ---- "Cloudy or not, above the clouds the sky is blue on Earth. Period. END OF STORY"


... you'd argue with me about it, wouldn't you. :winkwink:

Homer 05-20-2005 10:58 PM

whaha nice pic :1orglaugh

Libertine 05-20-2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
:1orglaugh

The right answer of course was:

There is half a fly left on the ceiling, and half a fly left on the wall.... because I reached up and smooshed the fucker.


How you missed that I'll never know. :1orglaugh


Tell me, if you ever saw a new thread of mine, and it was titled....

"FACT: the sky is blue"
and the body of the post said something like ---- "Cloudy or not, above the clouds the sky is blue on Earth. Period. END OF STORY"


... you'd argue with me about it, wouldn't you. :winkwink:

The concept of "blue" is a social construction. Aside from that, is something really blue if there's nobody to see it?

CDSmith 05-20-2005 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
The concept of "blue" is a social construction. Aside from that, is something really blue if there's nobody to see it?

1. there is always a piloted aircraft in the sky somewhere at all times on this planet, so there is always someone to see it.

2. I am right. You will argue about anything.


As far as your first post on this particular thread goes though, all I can say is, sometimes.... just sometimes..... some thoughts are better left as thoughts rather than made into posts.

You know, goes with that whole "remove all doubt" thing. :D

Libertine 05-20-2005 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
1. there is always a piloted aircraft in the sky somewhere at all times on this planet, so there is always someone to see it.

How do you know that that someone actually exists, unless by an inductive - and thus logically invalid - assumption?

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
2. I am right. You will argue about anything.


As far as your first post on this particular thread goes though, all I can say is, sometimes.... just sometimes..... some thoughts are better left as thoughts rather than made into posts.

You know, goes with that whole "remove all doubt" thing. :D

For me, arguing about everything is much-needed practice. Here's a little article that might make you understand:
http://www.sfu.ca/philosophy/swartz/blood_sport.htm

CDSmith 05-20-2005 11:16 PM

Fancy yourself a philosopher-cum-debatecaptain do you? heh heh

What is it pray tell you are practicing for?





the special olympics?

Libertine 05-20-2005 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Fancy yourself a philosopher-cum-debatecaptain do you? heh heh

What is it pray tell you are practicing for?

Philosophy is what I do, actually. And debating random things with random people, taking a random side in the debate, helps me develop ways to find good arguments for things I actually believe in.

CDSmith 05-20-2005 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld
Philosophy is what I do, actually. And debating random things with random people, taking a random side in the debate, helps me develop ways to find good arguments for things I actually believe in.

Well.... I'd say you.....
Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Thrice as hard as I fucked your mother.

...have a few hicupps in your delivery. :1orglaugh

Again, always a pleasure. Cheers....

Harmon 05-20-2005 11:31 PM

This thread was fucking ruined :1orglaugh

Libertine 05-20-2005 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Well.... I'd say you.....
...have a few hicupps in your delivery. :1orglaugh

Again, always a pleasure. Cheers....

Arguing comes from philosophy. Random insults comes from drunkenness. Simple, really.


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