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NaughtyRob 05-20-2005 08:41 PM

Doors Jim Morrison is alive and in Oregon
 
This is some wild shit.


Filmmaker Claims Jim Morrison Is Alive In Oregon
NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) ? Here?s news that will light the fire of Jim Morrison fans: A filmmaker claims The Doors? frontman is alive and raising horses on a ranch in southern Oregon.

Rodeo photographer Gerald Pitts insists Morrison didn?t die in July of 1971 and he has current photographs and film footage of the rocker to prove it.

Pitts, who met Morrison in 1998, says the rocker staged his death because of a French conspiracy to kill him, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix with narcotics because they were all Vietnam war protestors.

These days, Morrison isn?t the drug user he once was, although Pitts says when he goes over to Jim?s house he?ll ?maybe have an occasional beer.?

Now Pitts claims that Morrison is announcing he?s alive, in part, to promote his recent agreement to star in a rodeo shoot-out movie based on events that actually happened to Pitts.

Pitts? whole story airs on A Current Affair tomorrow (May 20).

MerlinK 05-20-2005 08:44 PM

Holy shit... This just might be true.

MikeVega 05-20-2005 08:45 PM

that would be really fucked up ...andit would make the Elvis fans go crazy ... :1orglaugh

SquireMD 05-20-2005 08:47 PM

A Current Affair was canceled in 1996...but it WOULD be awesome if it were true

MikeVega 05-20-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MerlinK
Holy shit... This just might be true.

Merlink ... hit me up on Monday ..i want to see if we can do anything with crime nation .... looks pretty cool .. :thumbsup Is it yours ?

CDSmith 05-20-2005 08:49 PM

No, he's dead and in Paris.

Torn Rose 05-20-2005 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquireMD
A Current Affair was canceled in 1996...but it WOULD be awesome if it were true

http://www.acurrentaffair.com/showdetail.php

wow.... must be true then :winkwink:

Love Brokers 05-20-2005 08:53 PM

Pitts, who met Morrison in 1998, says the rocker staged his death because of a French conspiracy to kill him, Janis Joplin and Jimi Hendrix with narcotics because they were all Vietnam war protestors.

It's all bullshit. Fucking drugs killed these people, not some fucking conspiracy. Hendricks is just as dead as Janis Joplin is and was on the day I got the radio call and saw her on the floor of the Landmark Hotel in Hollywood. No doubt it makes for good publicity though!

Veterans Day 05-20-2005 08:55 PM

Acurrent affair has to be the single cheesiest show on the air today. Did you see the god awful reporting with that wacko scientist hunting bigfoot. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That show has 60-90 days left

escorpio 05-20-2005 08:56 PM

Morrison was a poet and a genius. He read books and shit.

tony286 05-20-2005 09:04 PM

he is as dead as julius caesar

SquireMD 05-20-2005 11:01 PM

Remember the current affair knockoff show from Natural Born Killers? funny shit...

riddler 05-20-2005 11:21 PM

LOL, This story is going to run today, 21st? This will be funny Acurrent affair was a crap show back in the day it was trash tabloid show but fun to watch non the less..

wallst 05-21-2005 12:15 AM

yeah, i can get into the doors, but then theres some songs that are just out there...got to have the remote ready

badmunchkin 05-21-2005 12:21 AM

I love Jim & the Doors and wish it were true but he had way more class then to make his comeback on A Current Affair :disgust

J-Reel 05-21-2005 12:21 AM

It's true... I saw him the otherday when I was driving thru Medford. He was at the AM/PM buying smokes while I was pumping gas.

Lensman 05-21-2005 12:31 AM

It's common knowledge that he's still alive http://www.subcin.com/hwyjimcar02.jpg

Break on thru baby.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-21-2005 01:04 AM

Jim Morrison is my father.

OG LennyT 05-21-2005 01:05 AM

Hes as dead as Tupac

Rex 05-21-2005 04:00 AM

I think I like him dead.


I'll be Oliver Stone is hoping he is alive so he can make Doors 2: Electric Boogaloo

escorpio 05-21-2005 04:05 AM

Some people think Morrison was an acid-gobbling, mindless-word-drool-spewing drunk. But they don't understand poetry and shit.

Dirty F 05-21-2005 04:07 AM

Impossible because ive seen his grave :Graucho

xxxice 05-21-2005 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lensman
It's common knowledge that he's still alive http://www.subcin.com/hwyjimcar02.jpg

Break on thru baby.

LOL :1orglaugh

videoxpix 05-21-2005 06:58 AM

Is everybody in?

WhoGivesaShit 05-21-2005 07:30 AM

thats not true.
he is a truck driver hauling pigs to the slaughter house, in Kentucky.


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