| Semi-Retired-Dave |
05-20-2005 12:58 PM |
Funny Joke...
There was a man who had a stuttering problem so he went to a doctor. He told the doctor, "DDDDDoctor, ppppplease hhhhelp me, I ccccan't ssssstop sttttttuttering." The doctor said he needed to run some tests and he would be back. Soon he returned to the man and said, "I've figured out why you're stuttering. Your dick is too big. We need to remove a couple of inches and your stuttering will go any." The man said, "OOOOOOkkkkk, aaaaaanything to ssssstop this sssssstuttering." So the doctor performed the surgery to remove a couple of inches from the man's dick. After the surgery the man told the doctor, "Wow, doctor, thank you so much. I'm so glad I'm not stuttering anymore." He was so excited he went right home and made passionate love to his wife. The next day he returned to the doctor and said, "You know, doc, it's nice that I'm not stuttering anymore but I'm just not pleasing my wife like I used to. I want the inches you took off my dick to be put!
back on." And the doctor said, "FFFFFForget itttttt!"
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