For those of you who think you're having a hard day....
 

you may think you have it tough today, but nothing compares to what i have to do today. I am cataloguing gay porn videos, after watching them, into correct niche desciptions. We have lots of gay porn.

1) i will never eat another donut as long as i live
2) frottage??????
3) i know i could never be anything other than 100% heterosexual.