I ran out of toilet paper, so I've been whiping my ass with kleenex.
 

It does a surprisingly better job. Those days of getting shit all over my fingers are over. I no longer have to wash my hands after taking a shit now.

Thank you kleenex.

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use baby wipes... much better than tp or kleenex...

After the Kleenex head for the roll of Bounty in the kitchen. Works great but don't use too many sheets of it or you'll be looking for the plunger. LOL.

do you use water as well? I think you should wash your ass with water too after taking a dumb

Threads like this we don't need.