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Greg B 05-16-2005 02:10 PM

Rattlesnake Bite! Be Careful In California
 
Yo, my boy just got out of the hospital from a rattler bite. He was lucky that they got him to the hospital in time. He is so rough that he held on for 15 minutes til the ambulance arrived. They have him on medication for like a week. He wuddn't out of the hospital for a few hours for he had to whup on someone's ass.

He's an ex champion skateboarder and hockey player and did 10 years hard time. Some guys just won't go easy.

The wound looks nasty. He's squeezin' shit out of it. As much pain as I've seen this man go through that motherfuckin' rattler bite is givin' him a run for his ass.

A few girls in the neighborhood got bit too the news said while visiting the poppy fields nearby. Big rains are sendin' the rattlers in to populated areas or some such.

That's why you have to have a cell phone out here in the desert. Just in case.

LittleSassy 05-16-2005 02:20 PM

eh,thanks for the reminder...is your son okay now?

TheSenator 05-16-2005 02:35 PM

Damn....I just saw "Untold Story of the ER" on Discovery Channel. Snakes bites are devasting and can kill you of you don't fight it.

DomBuyer 05-16-2005 04:08 PM

Yea, came across a few hiking in Palm Springs a month ago.

blueb8llz 05-16-2005 04:20 PM

thanks for the head sup

dunefield 05-16-2005 04:28 PM

got pics of the wound?

reynold 05-16-2005 08:01 PM

Glad he survived! Seldom escapes rattlesnake's venom men!

XAKEP 05-16-2005 08:04 PM

http://www.eslgold.com/images/gram_book.jpg

Redrob 05-16-2005 08:06 PM

Ouch! I feel sorry for the guy...

I wonder if a rattlesnake has ever died from biting a real, mean, badass MF?

Adam-EB 05-16-2005 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by XAKEP

:1orglaugh

Love Brokers 05-16-2005 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg B
Yo, my boy just got out of the hospital from a rattler bite. He was lucky that they got him to the hospital in time. He is so rough that he held on for 15 minutes til the ambulance arrived. They have him on medication for like a week. He wuddn't out of the hospital for a few hours for he had to whup on someone's ass.

He's an ex champion skateboarder and hockey player and did 10 years hard time. Some guys just won't go easy.

The wound looks nasty. He's squeezin' shit out of it. As much pain as I've seen this man go through that motherfuckin' rattler bite is givin' him a run for his ass.

A few girls in the neighborhood got bit too the news said while visiting the poppy fields nearby. Big rains are sendin' the rattlers in to populated areas or some such.

That's why you have to have a cell phone out here in the desert. Just in case.

Wonderful written explanation. I am certain the city of Compton are proud of your English grammar skills.

Screaming 05-16-2005 08:14 PM

shesh that sucks i hope he feels better soon

Spunky 05-16-2005 08:17 PM

Isn't there some kind of snake bite kit? Those fuckers are nasty

Greg B 05-17-2005 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers
Wonderful written explanation. I am certain the city of Compton are proud of your English grammar skills.

Eat ass and die you pseudo intellectual asswipe.

I'm sure the people in Compton which is far south of me will be appreciative of your insults.

Greg B 05-17-2005 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by LittleSassy
eh,thanks for the reminder...is your son okay now?

He's not my son Sassy. The 'my boy' reference is derived from the southern dialect meaning good friend.

He's okay though. He's too tough to keel over. Here's a pic of some of his artwork:

http://www.gregboone.com/IANART1.jpg


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