You ever take a shit, and when you go to wipe, ...
 

your ass is already clean?

I love that shit!


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lol.... how did u imagine that!

omg lol!

Friendly suggestion :

http://www.goofyhumor.com/gspzcartoons/suicide.jpg

:PPPPPPPPpp

friendly secret: i didnt have to wipe becuz your Mom has a fetish for licking it off my ass.


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Friendly hint : Ashes can't lick, you dumbfuck.

So it was propably your boyfriend. :thumbsup

friendly secret: ok i lied. Of course she cant lick! But her ashes sure do stick to the shit trails on my ass!

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The only thing that will stick to your shit trails are the pubic hairs from your boyfriend. :thumbsup

666- i feel you man. those are the best shits ever.

I don't have a boyfriend, Im not gay, so Im sorry to dissapoint you and your homosexual fantasies.

BTW, your Moms ashes have a medicnal effect on skin inflammations. Great treatment for things like hemmroids, but Im running out of good ol 'Ma. Since you have been having suicide on your mind, let me know when you are ready to take that final step. I think theres a market for them ashes :thumbsup

Stop being in denial. The first sign is denying it. We all know that you have a boyfriend licking your ass. And I'm pretty sure you enjoy it too. Only gay people start threads about ass licking and clean assholes. :thumbsup

Again, Im sorry to dissapoint your fantasies, but the only thing coating my ass besides my shit is your Mom's ASHES.

Sorry but little did you know it was one of the bitches last wishes :thumbsup

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burn baby burn

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at night it comes in handy when im too lazy to go to the bathroom to take a piss.

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Uh?

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It's ok to be a pathetic homosexual in denial like you, like I said, only a gay psycho can start threads about clean assholes and toilet stories. :thumbsup