Turn a Famous Sit-Com into PORN (fun & self-expression)
 

Ooooooh... I dunno -- :costumed-

Yesterday, there was that thread with the dirty comicbook covers...

And today Paris is as present as ever -- it all just makes me obsess about that LINE you all know I watch so much:




So here's an innocent exercise in ideological anarchy, that might just help you let off a little Adult Steam (relatively harmlessly):

Pick ANY TV* Sit-Com from the 70s to the present, you would choose if I told you you could have a full-hardcore episode produced just for you with all the original actors/actresses, and that they could be directed by you in any way you conceived.

For me, it's gotta be Friends -- :winkwink:

I'd hook-up Joey and Monica in a work-out scene at a gym.

Phoebe and Tom Selleck -- cooking.

And last, but not least, I'd have Ross discover his secret gayness by getting strapped by the wife and her gal.

You?




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*(Broadcast TV ONLY. Since cable has had different content standards from the beginning, it would be inappropriate to consider them equally here.)

real quick . . .

a three way between Jeannie, Tony and Roger (I Dream of Jeannie

and a lesbian scene between Samantha and Sabrina (Bewitched)

Elly Mae doing a toy scene (Beverly Hillbillies)

Bay watch - The hardcore verison

That's not really a "sit-com" -- :winkwink: -- matter-o-fact, it's half-way to porn as it is -- :thumbsup


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Threes Company? No, that's too easy...

Hmm.. how about a Full House gangbang scene, where Rebecca takes it in every orifice from Joey, Danny, and Uncle Jesse.

Then, years later, when all are of legal age, a very special reunion episode with an all-out lesbian fuckfest starring Rebecca, D.J., Stephanie, Kimmy, and Michelle(x2).

GILLIGAN'S FANTASY ISLAND

Why choose between MaryAnn and Ginger when they are both hardcore sluts on "Gilligan's Fantasy Island"? I'm sure The Professor could make some nice dildos out of bananas, then MaryAnn could show everyone what the real secret ingredient in her famous coconut cream pie is!

Mr Howell gets all the pussy because he has the nice yachting hat and the matching blazer (and cuz he smells like money, and Ginger and MaryAnn are white trash whores, all about the Franklins)

Mr and Mrs Howell tip the girls to get freaky in the lagoon, (hell they got a hole trunk full of bills but no strip club on the island so why not!)

Gilligan and Skipper go to the other side of the island to hunt wild boar, but after 3 lonely days and nights, realize that wild boar is lookin mighty pretty! Squeal for the Skipper! REEEE!!!!!!!!



Steve Lightspeed

That was special, Steve -- thanks for comin' out -- :thumbsup

I'm really surprised none of the Raymond haters (count me among them, please) have come on to take sweet revenge here -- it's the perfect opportunity to get that bitch Patricia Heaton ass-fucked by the hideous Peter Boyle character, whatever his name is...

Let's say the old boy keeps a dungeon of toys in the basement, and maybe one day -- Deborah -- (yeah, that's her name) is sneakin' around in the basement, indulgin' that nosey streak of hers, and she finds a massive wrought-iron dildo covered with lots of rough bumps, and decides to give herself a go with it -- just then Young Frankenstein walks in and puts on the Ritz like nobody's business -- ! -- :winkwink:


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Just cause it would be funny as hell:

Bussom Buddies:

The two lead chars, being dressed up and acting like women for over two years start to question their sexuality, They start to realy beleive they are women, and sence they are attracted to several of the women in the complex they become CONVINCED they are in fact lesbians.


ALF: um never mind that would never get produced

(I know you said 70's onward but let me break the rule just once...)

Leave It To Beaver ;)

Eddie Hascal bangs mrs cleaver only to have mr cleaver walk in the door right in the middle of it, as a cool calm collected guy he ask's "Dear whats going on here?"

Mrs Cleaver then looks up at ward inbetween moans and says, "Ward this is one beaver you need to be harder on, And Eddie is taking care of that now"

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Ooh, I've got one -- I hope some of you will remember Maude -- it was on CBS and was a Norman Lear spin-off show from All in the Family, just like the Jeffersons. Well, Maude (played by Bea Arthur) was Edith's cousin, who provided a more "substantive" liberal counterpoint to Archie's Arch-Conservatavism than Stivick could.

Anyway, the point is -- Ultra-Liberal Maude has an equally liberated divorcee daughter, Carol -- played by (OMFG) Adrienne Barbeau. For those of you who haven't met her, I'll let Adrienne speak for herself...

http://www.comicbookhotties.com/imag...ne-barbeau.jpg

Yeah -- she pretty much had the biggest tits on TV. And she NEVER wore a bra -- because Norman Lear had that kinda clout on TV in the 70s and he wanted to make a point with the character -- uhh -- make that 2 points -- :1orglaugh.

So, I was thinking that maybe on one of those days when Carol was feeling kinda bummed about the unfair treatment of African Americans by The Man, she decides to accept an invite from Lionel to smoke a doob up in his room -- one thing leads to another, she's sucking on Lionel's cock -- and really putting her mouth where her politics are -- :1orglaugh -- when in walks Mr. Jefferson, who proceeds to displace his son in Carol's mouth, relegating poor Lionel's 9-incher to Carol's nice, 70's-hairy feminist twat -- :)


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Golden girls or Benson, enough said.

you guys watched a lot more tv than me, that is pretty obvious

lol i love friends and now you have made it ever better

I want to see Fred Sanford fuck Esther.

Oh, I love those bulging melons men!

:thumbsup -- now THAT'S a niche, brother -- !



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Let's just say that Hotlips Hoolihan would fall prey to Hawkeye Pierce....FINALLY.

It has to be CHIPS.

So after the cool opening scene over the Freeway Paunch and Baker get to the station.

They see that hot blonde cop working alone. So they end up fucking her on the desk double penetrating her. The captain shows up and joins in. Then the guy nerdy guy with the remote controlled robot shows up. The robot has a sybian arm and does her too. Eventually they start letting prisoners out of their holding cell to join in.

Then the cadet shows up. You know the useless guy in the blue suit? They tell him to fuck off :1orglaugh

I loved her in Swamp Thing :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh -- LOVE IT -- :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Maybe we should consider a special cast of GFYers for this one...
http://home.att.net/~lauren9180/popp...nchandjohn.jpg

(Poppy, Cory -- love you guys -- but we're indulging fantasy here!)



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