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FabianC 05-14-2005 02:42 AM

Awesome review of XTV on the front page of SteakandCheese.com!
 
The proof is in the pudding!!

XTV is quickly becoming the NEW CRAZE!! You need to experience XTV for yourself ... order a FREE BOX today at www.xtv.com - Enjoy a TRUE 15-day free trial with no hardware costs EVER!

You can make SERIOUS BANK as an XTV Cash affiliate - $35 per FREE TRIAL plus a 10% lifetime recurring on ALL subscriptions! :thumbsup



Mike - 5/14/2005 - Instant Magic Porn Alamode.


Yesterday a rapping came upon my chamber door. And as I looked out my front window to my eternal delight I saw the bright uniform of a Fed-ex driver who was leaving a wonderful package on my front door step. I quickly opened my door and behold the greatest gift that I could have ever hoped was staring back at me. It was a brand spanking new XTV box, which had been shipped over night to me by the porn gods.

Let me explain. The XTV box is a porn machine that you plug into your DSL/cable modem and your TV, so the porn streams through your modem right onto your TV screen, all in DVD quality. With XTV, you'll never need to rent another porn DVD again, no late fees, no embarrassments, just a heavy stream of porn onto your TV screen for as long as you choose to have it.

Instant Magic Porn Alamode.

You see my fellow sick fucks; something has changed the porn world overnight for me. Until yesterday I had never heard of the XTV Box or the wonders that it possess. I was just a sheep being lead to the slaughter, until I somehow magically landed on www.xtv.com. I read through all the on screen information, decided it was worth a free 15 day trial and ordered an XTV box. I never expected that I would receive the box the next morning just as I was rising from bed. So, half asleep and smelling of booze and stale sex, I immediately tried to get the damn box open (which turned out to be harder than the actual installation of the box itself) and plugged the thing in to my DSL modem and my TV, which took a total of 3 minutes. I sat back in my recliner, turned on the XTV box, grabbed the XTV remote (Yes it comes with a remote), secured my hand in my pants and turned on the TV.


My life immediately changed. What was presented to me on my TV screen was a menu of 50 XXX channels as well as options for porn Pay per View. The menu of the XTV has the channels listed in niches such as; Amateur, Ass, BBW, fetish, Hardcore, College Girls (my favorite), so all you have to do is find your pleasure, and turn on the channel. At first I was skeptical and I thought that the porn wouldn't be high quality, or the internet connection would suck, but I was quickly proven wrong and sat in my chair for 6 hours watching more porn than I had ever seen before. The XTV box now changes the way that I watch porn, before I used to download videos that would sometimes take forever and sometimes the quality would suck or the video wouldn't be what I really wanted. Well with the XTV box I get exactly what I am looking for by just the press of a button, no gimmicks, no bullshit and no downloading hassles at all.

So yes, there is a monthly subscription fee, but it's well worth it considering that you get unlimited porn 24/7 and for the same price you can get a one month subscription to only ONE porn site. Do the math. But not only that the first 1000 people to sign up get a free XTV box and a free 15 day trial run. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and change the way you view porn for the rest of your life.


Awesome review and a BIG THANK YOU to Mike!!

Mutt 05-14-2005 02:50 AM

yes - it would be alot more impressive if it wasn't a paid endorsement.

nice try tho :thumbsup

FabianC 05-14-2005 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
yes - it would be alot more impressive if it wasn't a paid endorsement.

nice try tho :thumbsup

It takes more than money to get an endorsement from these guys! It just adds to the truth, XTV is HOT!!

Also posted by BradShaw on another board:

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
First of all, thanks for the free box.

Opened it up, did not find any directions. (I would add a quick start guide, like when you buy a dell pc). Packaging and simplicity are sick though.

It was as easy to hook up as a VCR or DVD player. Downside is that I had to run a network cable across my office, no wireless.

Plugged it in, and was up and running within 5 mins. Downloaded the latest software update automatically, and was watching porn within a few mins. Quality was good, better than expected. Porn chicks look terrible on a 27" tv! Small lag when flipping through the "channels", but not bad. Remote layout is slick, minus the big XTV on it. Movie selection seems good, as long as they do not repeat too often.

Overall, I am very impressed. If these guys can get these in the hands of consumers, they will be hooked. I can see this being big if they can just get it in front of the eyes of consumers.

Box itself is small, and simple. My suggesting would be to remove the bright blue XTV light from the front. That way, people can have it in their TV cabinet, and nobody has any idea what it is.


Will report back next week when I have a little more time to use the system and play with it.


O MARINA 05-14-2005 10:30 AM

good deal Fabian. :thumbsup
please don't forget to include the video of you when you ship mine.

JamesK2 05-14-2005 10:36 AM

nice review, and a nice program :thumbsup

FabianC 05-14-2005 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA
good deal Fabian. :thumbsup
please don't forget to include the video of you when you ship mine.

HAHA I'll just add it to my own channel "The Fabian Show" :thumbsup

sherie 05-14-2005 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
yes - it would be alot more impressive if it wasn't a paid endorsement.

nice try tho :thumbsup

Paid? What are you talking about LOL The box is even free =)

KingpinMedia 05-14-2005 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FabianC
The proof is in the pudding!!

XTV is quickly becoming the NEW CRAZE!! You need to experience XTV for yourself ... order a FREE BOX today at www.xtv.com - Enjoy a TRUE 15-day free trial with no hardware costs EVER!

You can make SERIOUS BANK as an XTV Cash affiliate - $35 per FREE TRIAL plus a 10% lifetime recurring on ALL subscriptions! :thumbsup



Mike - 5/14/2005 - Instant Magic Porn Alamode.


Yesterday a rapping came upon my chamber door. And as I looked out my front window to my eternal delight I saw the bright uniform of a Fed-ex driver who was leaving a wonderful package on my front door step. I quickly opened my door and behold the greatest gift that I could have ever hoped was staring back at me. It was a brand spanking new XTV box, which had been shipped over night to me by the porn gods.

Let me explain. The XTV box is a porn machine that you plug into your DSL/cable modem and your TV, so the porn streams through your modem right onto your TV screen, all in DVD quality. With XTV, you'll never need to rent another porn DVD again, no late fees, no embarrassments, just a heavy stream of porn onto your TV screen for as long as you choose to have it.

Instant Magic Porn Alamode.

You see my fellow sick fucks; something has changed the porn world overnight for me. Until yesterday I had never heard of the XTV Box or the wonders that it possess. I was just a sheep being lead to the slaughter, until I somehow magically landed on www.xtv.com. I read through all the on screen information, decided it was worth a free 15 day trial and ordered an XTV box. I never expected that I would receive the box the next morning just as I was rising from bed. So, half asleep and smelling of booze and stale sex, I immediately tried to get the damn box open (which turned out to be harder than the actual installation of the box itself) and plugged the thing in to my DSL modem and my TV, which took a total of 3 minutes. I sat back in my recliner, turned on the XTV box, grabbed the XTV remote (Yes it comes with a remote), secured my hand in my pants and turned on the TV.


My life immediately changed. What was presented to me on my TV screen was a menu of 50 XXX channels as well as options for porn Pay per View. The menu of the XTV has the channels listed in niches such as; Amateur, Ass, BBW, fetish, Hardcore, College Girls (my favorite), so all you have to do is find your pleasure, and turn on the channel. At first I was skeptical and I thought that the porn wouldn't be high quality, or the internet connection would suck, but I was quickly proven wrong and sat in my chair for 6 hours watching more porn than I had ever seen before. The XTV box now changes the way that I watch porn, before I used to download videos that would sometimes take forever and sometimes the quality would suck or the video wouldn't be what I really wanted. Well with the XTV box I get exactly what I am looking for by just the press of a button, no gimmicks, no bullshit and no downloading hassles at all.

So yes, there is a monthly subscription fee, but it's well worth it considering that you get unlimited porn 24/7 and for the same price you can get a one month subscription to only ONE porn site. Do the math. But not only that the first 1000 people to sign up get a free XTV box and a free 15 day trial run. So what are you waiting for? Click on over and change the way you view porn for the rest of your life.


Awesome review and a BIG THANK YOU to Mike!!

Thank you for the kind words, and thanks for a kick ass fucking gift :)

Dalai lama 05-14-2005 03:18 PM

Should push in some sales :)

FabianC 05-14-2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st3akandcheese
Thank you for the kind words, and thanks for a kick ass fucking gift :)

:drinkup :thumbsup

Loki 05-14-2005 09:29 PM

Fabian, Get ahold of me Monday when I get back to the office, I think we can add you guys to the Recordbooks as I dont think Anyone has done something this before other then the Gbox, but thats like for just 1 channel so yours falls into differant catagory all together.

(I sent u ICQ already)

-Loki-

leg4 05-14-2005 09:42 PM

if anyone wants the real scoop on XTV... no bullshit... only the real truth... hit me up on email or icq

ry0t 05-14-2005 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leg4
if anyone wants the real scoop on XTV... no bullshit... only the real truth... hit me up on email or icq


I'll you you the real truth right now brotha

XTV

3716

16

1/232

0

$560.00

MicroChick 05-14-2005 09:51 PM

Has Sleazy interviewed you?

Where can we find an interview with you regarding xtv?

Are you the xtv originator? Partners?

Looks good !!!

tony286 05-14-2005 10:15 PM

if it was so hot people wouldnt be trying so hard lol

MicroChick 05-14-2005 10:32 PM

What is the url for the *Instant Magic Porn Alamode* review?

Please give examples of what videos are available under
your *pay for view* category and what is the charge
for these videos.

What is happening with ibill? Who presently owns XTV?

Thanks.

KingpinMedia 05-14-2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroChick
What is the url for the *Instant Magic Porn Alamode* review?

www.steakandcheese.com :thumbsup

MicroChick 05-14-2005 10:42 PM

Thanks, I'm there now. I was curious about other reviews.

http://www.steakandcheese.com/home.asp

When you hear about something that interests you, you want more and more information...at least that is how I am. I can see the xtv box changing porn in a big way. The question I have is how many big name performers have their videos on xtv.

I would love to see some of the old classics like "Deep Throat" -- "Behind The Green Door" etc.... as well as Jenna, Asia, and other cuties.

Bossholio 05-14-2005 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicroChick
What is the url for the *Instant Magic Porn Alamode* review?

Please give examples of what videos are available under
your *pay for view* category and what is the charge
for these videos.

What is happening with ibill? Who presently owns XTV?

Thanks.

I am one of the significant owners of XTV. Ibill has nothing to do with xtv period. No ownership, no billing....NOTHING.

As for Videos .. New videos are being added daily. We will add everything you want within the next few months.

David Koenig

Babagirls 05-14-2005 11:41 PM

Fabian, can you hit me up via email?? (just label the email "fabien from gfy")

baba at babagirl.com

CJTraffic 05-16-2005 10:55 AM

I enjoyed the XTV for four days in Cali before coming home to Atlanta. I can say that it was awesome! The picture quality was great, the selection of niches and the content were amazing!

My only beefs were that it wasn't wireless and that it took a couple seconds to get back and forth to the menu. But, I'm sure those fixes are underway.

That box is selling llike hell and if you're smart, you'll get on the bandwagon.

MontrealPimp 06-03-2005 01:43 PM

My Stats.
 
Site Unique hits Signups Ratio Rebills Payout
XTV 5132 35 1/147 0 $1,225.00


It;s lookin good.


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