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BVF 05-13-2005 10:23 PM

I had a FUCKING GOOD DAY!....I met a new woman.
 
besides having a basically FABULOUS day, I was blessed to meet this BEAUTIFUL 40 year old woman who looks like she's younger than me. I swear to God I thought that she was between 25-27. I was SHOCKED when I went over to her house and some grown nigga (her son) comes up from the basement...I didn't know she was 40 until we were leaving to go out.

And I went on a REAL DATE! And I wore something besides sweats and t-shirts like I wear every day at home. I actually wore new clothes today. This woman's golden brown skin is as smooth as butter from her head to her toes...When she smiles at you with her pretty lips and straight white teeth, it makes a niggas heart melt. Her lips aren't black from smoking cigarettes like the other girls I know. This girl's lips are actually the same color that the rest of her face is!......One older man at the restaurant even asked me to pass her to him if I didn't want her because she was FINE.

And I didn't even get a goodnight kiss after she invited me in after the date. All I got was a HUG and that's all I wanted and asked for. I'm gonna save her sweet lips for when I get her over to my house....I already fucked a hoe earlier that day and I didn't want anymore pussy anyway....

She has her OWN job (school teacher) with her OWN beautiful spacious four bedroom home with her OWN car and a VALID drivers license! I couldn't believe it! I was talking to a woman who WASN'T a hoodrat for once...I was actually sitting in a woman's home and nobody was selling crack out of the place. The house was actually CLEAN.

Man today rocked! From the early morning to the night it was great....It was such a good day that I stayed outside all day just so that more good shit could happen to me. It NEVER ENDED.

I never thought of dating a woman at 40 especially since I like my girls under the age of 21 but this woman I will make an exception for...She's wifey material even though I already told her that WILD HORSES couldn't drag me down the aisle again to get married.....She doesn't want to get married but she is looking for a good man with his shit together that she can have some fun with and I'm gonna be that dude. I'm gonna love getting to know this woman better....

So now I'll have two 40 something women and my other one is great in bed and loves to cook....

Man sometimes I just love being ME.

newbreed 05-13-2005 10:29 PM

I didn't read your whole post, but good luck! We had one of our best sales days in a year so I thought I would chime in based on your thread title. :)

SmutGiant 05-13-2005 10:31 PM

congrats man! :thumbsup

... does she know what site(s) you run? :winkwink:

xxxdesign-net 05-13-2005 10:34 PM

So how long before you tell her what you do..?

Platinum Lantern 05-13-2005 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
besides having a basically FABULOUS day, I was blessed to meet this BEAUTIFUL 40 year old woman who looks like she's younger than me. I swear to God I thought that she was between 25-27. I was SHOCKED when I went over to her house and some grown nigga (her son) comes up from the basement...I didn't know she was 40 until we were leaving to go out.

And I went on a REAL DATE! And I wore something besides sweats and t-shirts like I wear every day at home. I actually wore new clothes today. This woman's golden brown skin is as smooth as butter from her head to her toes...When she smiles at you with her pretty lips and straight white teeth, it makes a niggas heart melt. Her lips aren't black from smoking cigarettes like the other girls I know. This girl's lips are actually the same color that the rest of her face is!......One older man at the restaurant even asked me to pass her to him if I didn't want her because she was FINE.

And I didn't even get a goodnight kiss after she invited me in after the date. All I got was a HUG and that's all I wanted and asked for. I'm gonna save her sweet lips for when I get her over to my house....I already fucked a hoe earlier that day and I didn't want anymore pussy anyway....

She has her OWN job (school teacher) with her OWN beautiful spacious four bedroom home with her OWN car and a VALID drivers license! I couldn't believe it! I was talking to a woman who WASN'T a hoodrat for once...I was actually sitting in a woman's home and nobody was selling crack out of the place. The house was actually CLEAN.

Man today rocked! From the early morning to the night it was great....It was such a good day that I stayed outside all day just so that more good shit could happen to me. It NEVER ENDED.

I never thought of dating a woman at 40 especially since I like my girls under the age of 21 but this woman I will make an exception for...She's wifey material even though I already told her that WILD HORSES couldn't drag me down the aisle again to get married.....She doesn't want to get married but she is looking for a good man with his shit together that she can have some fun with and I'm gonna be that dude. I'm gonna love getting to know this woman better....

So now I'll have two 40 something women and my other one is great in bed and loves to cook....

Man sometimes I just love being ME.


I'd like to buy a text link advertisement on Mr. No Good
What are your rates?

BVF 05-13-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
So how long before you tell her what you do..?

I already did. but I lied just a little bit....I said I take "artistic" pictures and push penis pills and viagra by spamming...Saying you're a spammer is a good way to shut most people up...I say that I'm one of the people putting that bullshit in their email boxes and they leave me alone after that....She's just happy cause I'm not another broke muthafucka trying to come around.

pr0 05-13-2005 10:40 PM

Your stereotypes never cease to crack me up!

"she's got her OWN car & a valid drivers liscense!"

:) :) :) :)

Platinum Lantern 05-13-2005 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
I already did. but I lied just a little bit....I said I take "artistic" pictures and push penis pills and viagra by spamming...Saying you're a spammer is a good way to shut most people up...I say that I'm one of the people putting that bullshit in their email boxes and they leave me alone after that....She's just happy cause I'm not another broke muthafucka trying to come around.

Ad rates?

xclusive 05-13-2005 10:45 PM

congrats man sounds like a keeper

TDF 05-13-2005 10:45 PM

i cant wait for the breakup update on your site :)

BVF 05-13-2005 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDF
i cant wait for the breakup update on your site :)

if it happens it happens....And I'll just do what I did last time. Pick my shit up and move on like a man.

BVF 05-13-2005 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinum Lantern
Ad rates?

I don't sell ads. I don't want to link to any hardcore pornography from that site. I don't even mention my OWN pornsite on there nor do I have a link to it.

Platinum Lantern 05-13-2005 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
I don't sell ads. I don't want to link to any hardcore pornography from that site. I don't even mention my OWN pornsite on there nor do I have a link to it.

Actually I have a non-adult website (viagra, health supplements) that I'm developing that I'd like to advertise via a text link campaign

Let me know very interested in a long term deal

Sosa 05-13-2005 11:34 PM

pimp pimp

PurrrsianPussyKat 05-13-2005 11:42 PM

Grats BVF!
She sounds really nice. Hope it all works out for you! :)

Evil Jawa 05-13-2005 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
And I didn't even get a goodnight kiss after she invited me in after the date. All I got was a HUG and that's all I wanted and asked for.

Youre a fag.

A real man would've had anal with her in under 10 minutes, after being invited over.

Pete-KT 05-14-2005 12:07 AM

Congrats can we see pics?

Ogix 05-14-2005 12:28 AM

congrats, it's romantic :)

SleazyDream 05-14-2005 12:31 AM

forget the 20 year olds - mature women ROCK. better in bed - better to hang with and just BETTER all around - esp the cute ones

amaze 05-14-2005 12:41 AM

ages is northing.....

boner 2.0 05-14-2005 12:43 AM

:321GFY mine sucked.

jk :winkwink: Congrats :thumbsup


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