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Myst 05-13-2005 09:29 PM

When did America win its last war?
 
Fill me in
I need to understand why Americans think their army is so superior, why their country is so amazing

I seem to recall America losing its last war to basically a 3rd world country, vietnam...

hydro 05-13-2005 09:30 PM

with a little assistance from mcdonalds we beat the war on anorexia :thumbsup

Spunky 05-13-2005 09:32 PM

Waiting for the fuck Canada insults

crockett 05-13-2005 09:32 PM

I guess you don't remember Dessert Storm...

Love Brokers 05-13-2005 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
Fill me in
I need to understand why Americans think their army is so superior, why their country is so amazing

I seem to recall America losing its last war to basically a 3rd world country, vietnam...

The same as the French. A reminder also, it took the French about 20 minutes to roll over for the Germans in WWII. :321GFY

NaughtyRob 05-13-2005 09:33 PM

We are so superior that we do not need to win. Think about it.

mardigras 05-13-2005 09:38 PM

America won the war against intelligence in 2000:glugglug

escorpio 05-13-2005 09:43 PM

Our military is the reason Canada barely needs one.

DX 05-13-2005 09:52 PM

if we weren't so busy going out of way trying not to offend anyone for fear of looking bad on tv... we could end every war we get into in about an hour.. unfortunately (or fortunatley for everyone else) we've got our balls in a sling.

VeriSexy 05-13-2005 09:53 PM

America has the best weapons in the world, enough said.......... :thumbsup

Myst 05-13-2005 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio
Our military is the reason Canada barely needs one.

answer the question bigshot

Snake Doctor 05-13-2005 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
Fill me in
I need to understand why Americans think their army is so superior, why their country is so amazing

I seem to recall America losing its last war to basically a 3rd world country, vietnam...

Hmmm...well since Vietnam we rolled over Grenada in about 5 1/2 minutes, kicked the Iraqi army out of Kuwait in the 90's and recently rolled our army right into Bagdhad in less time than it takes to get from Manhattan to Queens during rush hour.

Oh yeah, it took us a couple of weeks to take out Afghanistan too.

I'm sure I'm forgetting a few but I've made my point.

xclusive 05-13-2005 10:09 PM

even better why do you think nobody really wants to fuck with us. If we so choose we can wipe out anybody

Fire 05-13-2005 10:13 PM

Contrary to popular belief we did not lose in Vietnam... we decided not to fight anymore. Any idea how many dead gooks there are compared to Americans?? Our military was not the problem in that war, it was the political leaders. If our generals were allowed to fight... history would tell a very different story.

The Russians fought the Afghanis for 8 yrs and then ran like little bitches.
America ran over them in two weeks or so.

Iraq supposedly had the 4th most powerful army in the world. We completely destroyed them twice.

Most of the bigger countries in Europe dislike us cause they are jealous little panzies, the others love us because we opposed the former Soviet Union, and a couple still stand by us because they know we dominate the world.

If politics were taken out of it and we let the generals fight, the US military could easily defeat any country on the planet with the exception of China. China would probably be difficult, but I don't think the US would lose.

mardigras 05-13-2005 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by VeriSexy
America has the best weapons in the world, enough said.......... :thumbsup

Weapons of mass distraction :upsidedow

volante 05-13-2005 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers
A reminder also, it took the French about 20 minutes to roll over for the Germans in WWII. :321GFY

It took the Americans several years to decide which side was going to win WWII before joining in :winkwink:

smack 05-13-2005 10:39 PM

vietnam wasn't really a war. if the military had been allowed to operate without restraint, things would have been much different.

CDSmith 05-13-2005 10:47 PM

US-led coalition forces kicked royal ass in Bosnia fairly recently, as far as wars go. Took control of the region and put the Serbs in their place pretty damned fast I'd have to say. It was done so fast in fact that no one has even mentioned it in this thread yet. :D

Paul Markham 05-13-2005 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire
Contrary to popular belief we did not lose in Vietnam... we decided not to fight anymore. Any idea how many dead gooks there are compared to Americans?? Our military was not the problem in that war, it was the political leaders. If our generals were allowed to fight... history would tell a very different story.

The Russians fought the Afghanis for 8 yrs and then ran like little bitches.
America ran over them in two weeks or so.

Iraq supposedly had the 4th most powerful army in the world. We completely destroyed them twice.

Most of the bigger countries in Europe dislike us cause they are jealous little panzies, the others love us because we opposed the former Soviet Union, and a couple still stand by us because they know we dominate the world.

If politics were taken out of it and we let the generals fight, the US military could easily defeat any country on the planet with the exception of China. China would probably be difficult, but I don't think the US would lose.

I was not going to reply to this thread, but had to becasue of this post.

1) If the US troops had of gone through Vietnam as the Generals wanted you would of been fighting the Chinese. This is what turned Korea into a stalemate.

2) The Russians had a different war to fight, the people were against them. The US were largely supported by the people.

3) Another idiot who believes what GWB tells him. Iraq had a shit army and if the US intelligence thought it was the 4th most powerful you are led by liars or fools. I prefer the first option, the second is too scary to think of.

4) Why do you thin Europeans dislike you? They just don't support you invading countries on lies.

5) If politics weree taken out of it you would be ruled by a militaty Junta. The Army works for the people in a Democracy.

There's some real idiots here today. :mad:

Mr Pheer 05-14-2005 12:10 AM

The Haitians threw their guns down and ran the minute they learned we were airborne to thier little part of the island.

Rich 05-14-2005 12:19 AM

Dessert Storm, before that, Grenada.

painintheass 05-14-2005 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
Fill me in
I need to understand why Americans think their army is so superior, why their country is so amazing

I seem to recall America losing its last war to basically a 3rd world country, vietnam...

American military history of the 20th century

1. World War 1 1914 - 1918:

Great Britian, France, Canada, Poland, etc slug it out from the start

America gets inovlved in 1917 when german U-boats threaten their commerce with europe. On 17-Feb-1917, the Cunard passenger liner S.S. Laconia set sail from New York harbor bound for England. It was sunk off the coast of irland.

2. World War 2 1939 - 1945: Again Great Britian, France, Poland, etc from the start.

America becomes involved in 1941 after perl harbour is bombed. Still only declares war on Japan and it is not until Germany declares war on the United States does the U.S become a full partitipant.

3. The Korean conflict 1950-1953:

President Truman sends ammunition to south korea to help ensure american evacuation. Later authorizes General MacArthur to secure Seoul.

4. Vietnam 1956-1975:

According to the terms of the Geneva Accords, Vietnam would hold national elections in 1956 to reunify the country. The United States and many anti-Communists did not support the Accords. President Dwight D. Eisenhower supported the creation of a counter-revolutionary alternative south of the seventeenth parallel.

5. U.S. Invasion of Grenada 1983:

Reagan Administration used force to combat what it considered hostile governments in the area. The Marxist, pro-Cuban governments of Bishop and Coard were eliminated and a regime friendly to American interests took over.

6. 2nd Persian Gulf war 1991:

Hussein accuses Kuwait on 17 July of oil overproduction and theft of oil from the Rumailia Oil Field. President Bush freezes Iraqi and Kuwatti assets. Sanctions are imposed but they prove to be just as costly, if not more so, to american economic interests.

7. Operation Iraqi Freedom 2003 - present:

Lingering tension and hostility left over from the Gulf War of 1991, in which Iraqi occupation troops were forced out of Kuwait. President George W. Bush's rhetoric implied an (as yet unproven) Iraqi connection with al-Qaida. Using the potential threat of Saddam-supplied Weapons of Mass Destruction in the hands of terrorists, the U.S. government increasingly insisted on total Iraqi disarmament

End result of all american conflicts:

A) They do not get involved until it some how interferes with making money.

B) They do not get involved until it some how interferes with american patriotism. (Excuse me sense of national self-importance)

C) Left on their own Americans cause chaos and seldom finish what they started.

painintheass 05-14-2005 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Love Brokers
The same as the French. A reminder also, it took the French about 20 minutes to roll over for the Germans in WWII. :321GFY


I am Quebecoise and I have been living in France for several years.

There are two french proverbs:

1. To be happy you must hide.
2. Do not fart higher than your ass. (IE: Do not bring attention to yourself)

The french of france are an aristocratic society of extreme cowards. The deportation of chidren into the Nazi hands during world war 2 proves this fact.

You can not even do normal business with them. Because if you have a probleme they literally disappear and try to pretend nothing happen.

I speculate that per capita that there are more assholes in france than anywhere else in the world.

I admit I am anti-american but I am also anti-france. Here in france I only associate with people from other countries. It is an amazing country with great art, buildings, etc. But it is a shame it is filled with frenchmen.

PornGeneral 05-14-2005 01:01 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War

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The Vietnam War was a war fought roughly from 1957 to 1975 after the North Vietnamese government secretly agreed to begin involvement in South Vietnam. Time period placement for the Vietnam War is sketchy. Some consider the Vietnam War to have begun in 1946 with the French attempt to re-establish control over their colony.

Pretty_Lara 05-14-2005 01:12 AM

Dear Myst I think you are not from Canada, you are stupied russian communist :D...
America the best country I have seen ....all over the world dream to live and work in America ....

FunForOne 05-14-2005 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charly
I was not going to reply to this thread, but had to becasue of this post.

1) If the US troops had of gone through Vietnam as the Generals wanted you would of been fighting the Chinese. This is what turned Korea into a stalemate.

2) The Russians had a different war to fight, the people were against them. The US were largely supported by the people.

3) Another idiot who believes what GWB tells him. Iraq had a shit army and if the US intelligence thought it was the 4th most powerful you are led by liars or fools. I prefer the first option, the second is too scary to think of.

4) Why do you thin Europeans dislike you? They just don't support you invading countries on lies.

5) If politics weree taken out of it you would be ruled by a militaty Junta. The Army works for the people in a Democracy.

There's some real idiots here today. :mad:



The US could actually defeat most army's without putting boots on the ground.


Anyone remember the term "Shock and Awe"?


Doesn't matter which side of the isle you sit on, its common knowledge that the democratic party has and will cut spending on the US military. Its no secret that countries that cant afford to "spend" along side the US or propser when I country is impotent in foreign relations desperately want the US to elect democrats to even the playing field of power. Hence, we get examples like the michael moore standing ovation in france and gay frenchmen calling US citizens pussies on porn message boards.

For moral purposes, we get world governments with agenda to keep its citizens in the dark about the power and agenda of the United States military.
Hence, we get all the US is evil and the US must cheat to win.




They dont like us invading counties? The only land we have ever asked for and kept outside our borders was the amount of land necessary to bury the men that died fighting to save those countries that couldn't fight.

BabeHunter 05-14-2005 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by FunForOne

The US could actually defeat most army's without putting boots on the ground.


It's all about controling the sky and Nukes.

who 05-14-2005 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pretty_Lara
Dear Myst I think you are not from Canada, you are stupied russian communist :D...
America the best country I have seen ....all over the world dream to live and work in America ....

:warning

David! 05-14-2005 05:18 AM

The only reason the Vietnam war turned out the way it did is because of the same factor as to why the current Iraq waris lagging. That reason is that the US Army has to fight a war with the media looking over their shoulder. War is bad and war is ugly, and war should be avoided at all costs, however it is a necessary evil.
As far as the strength of the US Armed forces, only China today could challenge them in a conventional war, if you are thinking otherwise, then you are living in a "Mooresque Dream" :2 cents:

FunkMachine 05-14-2005 05:36 AM

Well, the Iraq war was won/ is being won. Whichever way you want to look at it.

The Vietnam war was won on a military basis. However, politically it was lost by the American media and idiotic people who thought all that mattered was to smoke weed constantly instead of washing.

The Vietnam war was the beginning of the downfall of the West as it showed for the first time a real threat from internal traitors who think that socialism/ communism is better than capitalism. I mean, how dumb can you get.

Ian 05-14-2005 05:37 AM

US helped win WWII. Everything since then has been a "police action". :2 cents:

Napolean 05-14-2005 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky
Waiting for the fuck Canada insults

Fuck all of Canada!!! (except for the moose, they're cool)

:winkwink:

DarkJedi 05-14-2005 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Myst
Fill me in
I need to understand why Americans think their army is so superior, why their country is so amazing

I seem to recall America losing its last war to basically a 3rd world country, vietnam...

They got thier asses badly kicked in Korea. The Marines held together in the retreat but the US Army just disintegrated when the Chinks crossed teh Yalu River.

Drake 05-14-2005 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by painintheass
End result of all american conflicts:

A) They do not get involved until it some how interferes with making money.

B) They do not get involved until it some how interferes with american patriotism. (Excuse me sense of national self-importance)

C) Left on their own Americans cause chaos and seldom finish what they started.

That can be said about every country that has ever been involved in war. Those are the causes of war.

David! 05-14-2005 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
They got thier asses badly kicked in Korea. The Marines held together in the retreat but the US Army just disintegrated when the Chinks crossed teh Yalu River.

Your buddies did not do too well in Afghanistan, did they?

nico-t 05-14-2005 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Our military is the reason Canada barely needs one.

canada doesnt need a huge military, cuz they dont make enemies all over the world and cause wars everywhere like inbred victims. Canada was also the biggest help for holland in WW2.... Seems to me that u cant stand the almost perfect things canada does, when u look at all the fuckups the US does.

DarkJedi 05-14-2005 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2
Hmmm...well since Vietnam we rolled over Grenada in about 5 1/2 minutes

Yeah, we're pretty tough at taking out a small band of spear-chuckers.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2
kicked the Iraqi army out of Kuwait in the 90's and recently rolled our army right into Bagdhad in less time than it takes to get from Manhattan to Queens during rush hour.


All through superior numbers and superior technology.

Pit yourself against an equivalent force and you'll fold.

Theo 05-14-2005 05:53 AM

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DarkJedi 05-14-2005 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
urgent call to Pathfinder

we have an issue that requires your attention at gfy. Thanks a lot. Soul_Rebel


Fixed it for you.

David! 05-14-2005 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Yeah, we're pretty tough at taking out a small band of spear-chuckers.





All through superior numbers and superior technology.

Pit yourself against an equivalent force and you'll fold.

Remember Afghanistan, 1 millions Russian soldiers with all the might and the latest technology who could not muster 50,000 Afghan rebels armed with spears?
Or maybe, the Chechnyan spear-chuckers?

DarkJedi 05-14-2005 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan
Remember Afghanistan, 1 millions Russian soldiers with all the might and the latest technology who could not muster 50,000 Afghan rebels armed with spears?
Or maybe, the Chechnyan spear-chuckers?

Dear moron,

Take a deep breath and re-read the thread title.

Hint: we are not discussing the Russians here.

Quotealex 05-14-2005 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire
The Russians fought the Afghanis for 8 yrs and then ran like little bitches.
America ran over them in two weeks or so.

Not entirely true. The afghans were being supported by the Americans so technically the Russians were fighting both the Afghans and the US. :winkwink:

escorpio 05-14-2005 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t
canada doesnt need a huge military, cuz they dont make enemies all over the world and cause wars everywhere like inbred victims. Canada was also the biggest help for holland in WW2.... Seems to me that u cant stand the almost perfect things canada does, when u look at all the fuckups the US does.

You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Canada does not need a huge military because it is of no use to them. If any nation wanted to invade Canada only one of two things can happen
a) The U.S. approves of the takeover and lets them roll over Canada
b) The U.S. disapproves the invasion and kicks the shit out of the invading nation

fyi - my father, though born in the U.S, was raised in Edmonton. He served in both the Canadian and U.S. Armed Forces and today is a member of a military think tank in Canada. I know Canadian generals. Do you?

neverlearn 05-14-2005 06:43 AM

dont be surprised if the son that rises in the east is from Quebec brainiac...according to Nostradamous that is....

ssp 05-14-2005 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett
I guess you don't remember Dessert Storm...

Do you mean Desert Storm? :winkwink:

justsexxx 05-14-2005 07:01 AM

Another war game toy story. Who gives a fuck who has more weapons. I prefer a stable and good economy. Good education. Good health system etc.

escorpio 05-14-2005 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by justsexxx
Who gives a fuck who has more weapons. I prefer a stable and good economy. Good education. Good health system etc.

These are the things Canada can concern itself with since they don't have to worry about maintaining a huge military, thanks to the U.S.A.

justsexxx 05-14-2005 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
These are the things Canada can concern itself with since they don't have to worry about maintaining a huge military, thanks to the U.S.A.


:1orglaugh DId you really mean that? Nothing wrong with having SOME power. But spending billions a day in Iraq and those other countries is kinda useless isn't it?

12clicks 05-14-2005 07:20 AM

more idiot US bashing. too funny.

I should move to canada or the czech republic so I can learn what it feels like to be irrelevant.
Maybe then I could better understand why these asshats feel a need to pretend all these things.

jimmyf 05-14-2005 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks
more idiot US bashing. too funny.

I should move to canada or the czech republic so I can learn what it feels like to be irrelevant.
Maybe then I could better understand why these asshats feel a need to pretend all these things.

you know something, I must agree with you yet again.


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