I'm lowering my sperm count..
 

I just use my laptop in my lap as birth control. :thumbsup

Looking at ugly chicks?
:eek7

No the heat from the laptop resting on top of your nuts kills the sperm or causes retards, they aren't sure which yet.

I have a pillow in between.

i just started sending you some test traffic...don't lower your conversion count ; )

I remove the protective blanket when they take xrays

ahh ok yup use a pillow
Im sure ya dont want the swimmers decreasing
:thumbsup

actually both...

sperms should be kept in body temp... have you noticed that when it's hot, they loosen and if it's kinda cool they move closer to your body

hahaha well i hope u didnt want kids heh