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Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:09 PM

I'm having 4 tons of lava rock dumped in my driveway on Tuesday morning
 
fuckin' rules..... :)

Pierre' 05-13-2005 07:11 PM

Who cares. you live on a big volcano rock. just pull up grass in front yard and one big volcano rock.

SinSational 05-13-2005 07:12 PM

i wish i was you.

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierre'
Who cares. you live on a big volcano rock. just pull up grass in front yard and one big volcano rock.

the Associations don't allow me to do that.....

but they can't stop me from buying it. :)

Pete-KT 05-13-2005 07:13 PM

why??????????

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
why??????????


feeling creative..... thought I would sculpt something.

beemk 05-13-2005 07:14 PM

its not paved?

Pierre' 05-13-2005 07:14 PM

give me 200 dollars and I will dump some lava into your backyard.

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:18 PM

this is where it will be dumped..... I can't wait!

http://devsh0p.com/driveway.jpg

:)

Pierre' 05-13-2005 07:19 PM

For 5 dollars I will shit in your mailbox.

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierre'
For 5 dollars I will shit in your mailbox.

long as you pay your own airfare and you can crack the gate code.... you got a deal.

brand0n 05-13-2005 07:34 PM

thats hot to death man

how much purple bud floats around out there?

Thomas N 05-13-2005 07:35 PM

4 tons is NOTHING. I have over 600 TONS in my drive, granted it is limestone which is heavier I would assume, but regardless, 4 tons is a joke. What are they bringing that in, an pickup truck? LOL

Most good gravel dumptrucks carry approx 28-32 tons btw.

Shoehorn! 05-13-2005 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
long as you pay your own airfare and you can crack the gate code.... you got a deal.

:1orglaugh

Thomas N 05-13-2005 07:37 PM

Of course I guess to be fair i should mention my driveway is over a quarter mile long. I'd probably need to be a billionaire to own a quarter mile driveway where you live amp, so i guess it kind of equals out. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwordFish
4 tons is NOTHING. I have over 600 TONS in my drive, granted it is limestone which is heavier I would assume, but regardless, 4 tons is a joke. What are they bringing that in, an pickup truck? LOL

Most good gravel dumptrucks carry approx 28-32 tons btw.

not this stuff.... it's very porous..... 4 tons will fill a half semi load.

shermo 05-13-2005 07:38 PM

Can't wait to see the results. COngrats :D

Thomas N 05-13-2005 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
not this stuff.... it's very porous..... 4 tons will fill a half semi load.

Very valid point, perhaps i should stfu now ;)

Are you basically going to have it spread across the drive or what is your plan?

Pierre' 05-13-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwordFish
Very valid point, perhaps i should stfu now ;)

Are you basically going to have it spread across the drive or what is your plan?

You are very dumb.

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SwordFish
Very valid point, perhaps i should stfu now ;)

Are you basically going to have it spread across the drive or what is your plan?

no, I'm having them dump it in the drive from the street so they don't have to put the weight of the truck or the loader on my concrete....
I'll take it from there and spread it throughout the entire back yard areas, fill in all the landscaping..... everything looks fantastic, but no one ever finished it off by covering up the dirt around the plantings....

so, I'm gonna take care of that right now. :)

media 05-13-2005 07:43 PM

Amp.. are you gonna keep most of your existing lawn and do some accent stuff?

I don't get it.. you got a nice lawn...

pr0 05-13-2005 07:45 PM

Watch out...i hear alot of rock quarry employees smoke pot

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0
Watch out...i hear alot of rock quarry employees smoke pot


not on my property they don't.


how they destroy their lives on their own time, is their business.

pr0 05-13-2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
not on my property they don't.


how they destroy their lives on their own time, is their business.

:1orglaugh

:pimp

Pierre' 05-13-2005 07:46 PM

Whats next? 10 tons of sand? You live on volcano and you buy volcano rock. I don't get it. Want to buy some air?

brand0n 05-13-2005 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
not on my property they don't.


how they destroy their lives on their own time, is their business.

so joint 1 hasent been light there?

jesus, its a virgen as well

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierre'
Whats next? 10 tons of sand? You live on volcano and you buy volcano rock. I don't get it. Want to buy some air?

actually I already buy air. In several forms.

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
so joint 1 hasent been light there?

jesus, its a virgen as well


no weed in casa amp.... ever.

sorry.

KRL 05-13-2005 07:49 PM

Did you feel the 5.1 quake in Hawaii today?

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:50 PM

pr0, I would let you do lines of coke off my kitchen island (and probly join you) before I'd allow weed in here.

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Did you feel the 5.1 quake in Hawaii today?


nope.

which island?

brand0n 05-13-2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
pr0, I would let you do lines of coke off my kitchen island (and probly join you) before I'd allow weed in here.

its normally vice versa, but 2 eatch

KRL 05-13-2005 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
nope.

which island?

Magnitude 5.1

Date-Time Friday, May 13, 2005 at 10:06:42 (UTC) - Coordinated Universal Time

Friday, May 13, 2005 at 12:06:42 AM local time at epicenter

Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones

Location 18.90N 155.21W

Depth 40.2 kilometers

Region HAWAII REGION, HAWAII

Reference

95 km (60 miles) S of Hilo, Hawai`i, Hawaii
120 km (75 miles) SE of Kailua Kona, Hawai`i, Hawaii
220 km (135 miles) SSE of Hana, Maui, Hawaii
385 km (240 miles) SE of HONOLULU, Hawaii

pr0 05-13-2005 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
pr0, I would let you do lines of coke off my kitchen island (and probly join you) before I'd allow weed in here.


well as long as you're not a complete narco pussy...we're all good :thumbsup

Thomas N 05-13-2005 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pierre'
Whats next? 10 tons of sand? You live on volcano and you buy volcano rock. I don't get it. Want to buy some air?

You are a moron.

BV 05-13-2005 08:08 PM

Only 4 tons? pffft....


Took almost 80 tons of coquina rock to redo my seawall after the 3 hurricanes. 12 more piles like this:

http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/rock1.jpg

After setting them in with a TrackHoe

http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/rock2.jpg


Last 2 are recent shots after laying new sod. You can see my neihbors new hous being built after tearing down the old one.

http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/rock3.jpg

Our bunny loves the view on the rocks.

http://www.bikinivoyeur.com/rock4.jpg

Cheers,
bv

OzMan 05-13-2005 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
feeling creative..... thought I would sculpt something.

Watchout Pele don't sculpt you after that. :winkwink:

http://www.stevedavisartist.com/images/pele-400.jpg

p1mpdogg 05-13-2005 08:16 PM

amp is a moron

jonesy 05-13-2005 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
this is where it will be dumped..... I can't wait!

http://devsh0p.com/driveway.jpg

:)

amp your house looks like its in south florida - same style - but better locale for god damn sure!

Loryn 05-13-2005 08:39 PM

House looks great AMP! I know you will do something amazing with it! Please take before and after pics for me! :winkwink: hehe

Hope life is treating you kind! :thumbsup

tranza 05-13-2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
pr0, I would let you do lines of coke off my kitchen island (and probly join you) before I'd allow weed in here.

I really don't get you Amp... That shit will fuck you up worse than pot...

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com
House looks great AMP! I know you will do something amazing with it! Please take before and after pics for me! :winkwink: hehe

Hope life is treating you kind! :thumbsup


yeah, it's going to good use..... but none of it is going anywhere in that pic. It's all behind the scene. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
I really don't get you Amp... That shit will fuck you up worse than pot...

I agree.... that's why I don't do that shit anymore either.

but if I had to choose..... I'd choose coke over weed any day of the week.

Loryn 05-13-2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head
yeah, it's going to good use..... but none of it is going anywhere in that pic. It's all behind the scene. :winkwink:

Well I would really like to see it, and becareful of those spiders. I hear those big bastards can even fall from the ceiling! LOL :winkwink:

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-13-2005 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by p1mpdogg
amp is a moron


Drama....

tranza 05-13-2005 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Drama....

Not really... That's just pimpdogg being pimpdogg... A complete idiot.

Spunky 05-13-2005 09:21 PM

Do you still have a problem with lizards there?

Amputate Your Head 05-13-2005 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Do you still have a problem with lizards there?


nope..... got tons of lizards, but they all live outside. Not a single one in the house. :)

JSA Matt 05-13-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ
Drama....

amp is far too high up the food chain to waste his time with p1mpdogg :upsidedow

Screaming 05-13-2005 09:30 PM

ohh bee kay bee you have fun with that


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