You're probably a redneck if ...
 

If you crash your car when having oral sex while driving, you might be a redneck. :)

"Oral sex caused car smash

Police in Romania were shocked to find a car crash was caused because a couple were having oral sex while driving.

The driver lost control on a crowded road in Craiova, Dolj county, and collided with an oncoming car, reports Editie Speciala newspaper.

The young man, whose identity was not revealed, admitted to police that he was having a "hell of a time" at the time of the crash.

Police said the couple were still in their car, fully naked, when officers reached the scene of the accident.

The couple were found completely naked in their car by police officers who came to investigate.

A police spokesperson said: "We couldn't believe our eyes but it was the naked truth.

"They were having sex while driving. We hope they have learned their lesson now - not to do anything distracting while driving."

Three persons needed medical help after the crash. "

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1385227.html
:1orglaugh

I used to always get BJs while driving. Thing is I could never cum when I was driving and getting one. I always had to pull over, cum, then drive off.

only trained and certified people should tempt fate like that