Because of comments I made on GFY about the pres. The FBI came to my apt.
 

Ok,

I may have said "DIE BUSH DIE" a few times.
And I may have said that I am supporting arab extremists that want to give Georgie boy his first gay experience with a camel.

So I guess I was just asking for trouble making such comments in the american territory of france.

Two agents came to my apartment this morning and kicked in the door. They grabbed me kicking and screaming quebec'r cuss words.

I knew I had to act fast because they planed to take me to pakistan and have me tortured for my film secrets. Like I have on how to make black men look like they actually know how to fuck.

So I stopped suddenly and looked up into the sky and in my best impersonation of Tatoo I yelled out.

THE PLANE!!! THE PLANE!!! THE PLANE!!!

The two FBI agents dropped me like a sack of potatoes and ran for cover. In seconds I heard artillary fire comming from the American embassy as they shot down anything that moves in the skys. (Oh the massacre of those poor french pigions.)

So why am I telling all of you this....
Because the world must know the truth.

That no matter how strong or tough america is.

There is always some short french bitch from quebec that can embarass the entire american nation.

Or maybe I am just a bitch with too much spare time today.

shut the fuck up cunt.

this from a woman who pooped herself on the metro

lamest thread ever

now show us your ugly tits

Yeah right as if!

ban please

took the words right out of my mouth.

for real...i hope a special op drops by her crib & puts a pill en er

Bingo.

8 characters.

Yea yea yea.

Come over here and make me!

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the good old soldier :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you're not worth a minute of my time, you fuckwaddling shitsplat.

http://pacman.pri.ee/picturez/stfu.jpg


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when I agree with DJ things aren't looking too good

Some people should just be taken out back and shot, boy i wish we could still do that America would be such as Happier Place

paiintheass is the female version of Evil Java

^^^^^^^^^^^

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Yummmy I smell good old fashion southern fried.......CHICKEN!!

Now you see....
I was under the impression that america DID DO that.

:1orglaugh you read my mind.

read the above....

This has to be the stupidest thread on gfy

I hope you don't loose that pic ... :1orglaugh

You would be destroyed... :)

There have been alot worse but it's up there.

okayism940

please infect this thread with a virus

shut up already ok?

word word word up

wow your so fucking cool

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no not the stupidest....we have all read worse.

but this is annoying

i love america

you need to do better than that... next please

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This is hilarious

worst troll ever

heheh nice way to start my GFY return.. haven't been on since before webaccess began last thursday

got me to laff.. good way to start

And I do it all for my adoring fans on GFY.

Mwah Mwah Mwah

whats the point of flying all the way to france just to watch you surrender?

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Attention whore

why are you wasting my time?

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Ahhh but you see honey,

I am living in france but I come from that nation that is just above you. In addition to that I grew up hunting moose and bear and I can handle a 10 guage shotgun and shoot moving targets at a distance.

I will not argue that « le vrai français » are a very fearful nation. But I am quebecoise from rural quebec and I will fuck anyone with a hockey stick that gets in my face.