I've invented a special cellphone for mobile porn!

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    I've invented a special cellphone for mobile porn!

    Place your orders now. Supplies are limited.

    FLESHPHONE
    1-100 units $199.95 each
    101-1000 units $179.95 each
    1001 and up $169.95 each


    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • Penthouse Tony
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 5835

    #2
    Does it have a camera?
    aamos AT FFN dot com
    Penthouse.com Business Development
    ICQ: 49090846 | Yahoo IM: ff_aamos

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    • Dagwolf
      President of Canada
      • Sep 2003
      • 23141

      #3
      Originally posted by Sagi_AFF
      Does it have a camera?
      Naturally. And we take no responsibility for emotional scarring caused by phone calls from your mother.
      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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      • Funky Bastard
        So Fucking Banned
        • Nov 2004
        • 2544

        #4
        Your going to make billions man! Fucking great naw but thats some good shit have you ever felt a flesh light feels like the real deal buddy!

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        • Dagwolf
          President of Canada
          • Sep 2003
          • 23141

          #5
          See what happens when I forget to put (pic) in the title? The thread drops right off the page almost.

          Last edited by Dagwolf; 05-12-2005, 09:43 PM.
          Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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          • pornpf69
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jun 2004
            • 15782

            #6
            this is an awesome phone....do you have any special conditons for payment?

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            • sniperwolf
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2005
              • 17743

              #7
              oh... this thread turns me on!
              ~Accepting design works~

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              • Thomas1007
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2002
                • 5542

                #8
                Lmao
                excellent your gonna be rich
                BUY THIS SPOT CONTACT ME FOR DETAILS


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                • gecko
                  ******
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 21846

                  #9
                  haha wtf!!!
                  [email protected]

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                  • STD
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2005
                    • 524

                    #10
                    I hope it has per second billing!

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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pornpf69
                      this is an awesome phone....do you have any special conditons for payment?
                      For you, free...
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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