Do French Fries ever make it home safely?
 

Have you ever made it all the way home from the drive thru without eating any french fries?

I rarely get home with ANY fries left. Doesn't matter if it's a small fry, large fry, or my wife's fries, by the time I hit the driveway the only evidence they ever existed is the salt and grease on my fingertips.

Huh? You mean freedom fries?

They are lucky if they make it out the driveway of the restaurant

So that's where my fries went.

I know nothing about that

*whistle whistle* *smirk smirk*

No, they're FRENCH fries ok?

During the cuban missile crisis "Russian dressing" was still called "Russian dressing".....get over it already.

Did you check the american dad joke about "french" toast?

How is your french toast, dad?

"Smelly and weak, but improving"

Idiot....

Replacement fries for Mrs. Lenny2. :)

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p.s. - DON'T share these with Mr. Lenny2. :helpme

AWESOME!! Thank you so much. *runs and hides* :party-smi

I see how you are, running around behind my back with some other guy's fries.....I mean just because he's "biggie sized"

Hey, it only cost me another .49 cents. How could I have passed it up?

Fine Fine Fine...me and my small fry will just sit here and pout.

I guess they do make everything bigger in Texas :mad:

That's interesting 'cause I'm not from Texas. :winkwink:

no can normally make it home with most fries but i always eat some of them

I was joking.

See above.

http://www.texasdreams.com/cactus.jpg

:helpme

They lace them with special, must eat now scents...

lol you guys are so fat

yes we have. so there!

Yes. All the time... I don't like eating while I drive.

A&W fries taste the best.......... I love them!!!!!!!

I bet that's gotta hurt going in.....for more than one reason.....talk about a big prick :1orglaugh

Micky D's makes the best fries. Hands down.

the rest of the food blows but McDonalds fries are still the best and no - it's humanly impossible to make it home no matter how close you live to McDonalds with the fries untouched - i eat them all, have no self control. fries cool down too fast - by the time u get home and sat down to eat it's minimum 10 minutes unless u live across the street from a McDonalds.

French fires are at their best when you eat them the moment you purchased them. :)

mcDs are the best - its hell good

Not usually. Fries are too good.

I want french fries :pimp