Just ordered the most delicious last big dinner before my girlfriend gets back.
 

Potato skins, cheese garlic bread, full slab of ribs, onion rings, beer, and chocolate cake. This is gonna be so good.

That'll give me 1 day to digest it before I have to start eating some healthy food when my girl gets back. I could stand some healthy eating though, I'm getting fat....almost as fat as sleazydreams left leg.

can we say whipped?

I have to start eating healthy when she gets back, I've been eating nonstop garbage the last 3 months and have gained like 13 pounds. I feel like crap....but oh how I love ribs and stuff with cheese on it!

Good luck hope your girl will be a great help :)

Having a girl control what you eat... what's next?

christ, just castrate me now