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Fucking Slow GUY ! (PIC)
http://nakedjen.blogs.com/photos/unc...2004_067_1.jpg
Ok so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street.. more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ? |
here is a pic i took of hime today what a freak
http://lars.mapstead.com/imageview.a...ype=l&id=22099 |
and here is a rumor that he used to be the creepy guy that lived under a plastic bag and would say in a creepy voice as you walked by have a nice day... hhahahhaha I bet its the same dude.
Member Member # 1000 Member Rated: posted August 15, 2004 01:47 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello all... Being a downtown worker for 5 years I have become familiar with many of the local flair. Remember Robert Stefen? About 1 year or more ago he would sit in front of what was then game-a-lot, He would always say "have a nice day" to any passerby. Which was a bit strange as he had so much stuff covering him, and covering is face except for one eye peering out from a veil of black plastic trash bag. He had a proclamation written up on cardboard stating his run for presidency and his policys. Remember him now? Well he kinda up and vanished after awhile... Now, anyone notice the guy that walks very slowly? He often carries an umbrella. He always wears a hawaiian shirt, pink pants, white shoes and glasses. He has a permanent smile on his face and walks extremely slowly...making tiny slow-motion baby steps. Well I heard someone say he is Robert Steffen, fresh from a check-in at the local brain-spa so to speak. Yesterday I overheard someone talking to him. And they addressed him as Robert. Youve read it! Now you cant unread it |
http://forums.santacruzsentinel.com/...c;f=4;t=000114
and here is a whole blog about the slow guy umbrella man |
Walk behind him with a pitbull nipping at his heels and watch the fucker move
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You ahve to see iot to believe it its truely fucked up
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im sure he does it for the attention
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Why havent you not got him with a cams.com logo on his dresss yet? Great advertising op there.
If you like we can geo target his shirt |
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ohohoooo good call |
stop posting photos of my father
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tie his shoes together.
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Lars.. you in Santa Cruz? Do you ever remember the Blue Ladies?
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He's probably a member on GFY too but just too slow to respond.
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Only in CA! lol
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Switch his umbrella to one with your url on it!
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Might as well brand him, Lars. :) It's not like he can run away. ;)
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nope but I do remember the Bird Guy the rainbow lady the guy called prophet the dude in the sack the lady with terrets the weirdo tai chi guy teh fucking PAT person with the shopping basket and so many other really freaky fucks not to mention all teh fucking wanna be hippies who dont even knwo what a real hippie is. who have trust funds and got o farmers martkets for a fucking love in.. Shit people that died yout 30 yeras ago... let it go move on ! And all the sorry fuck pan handlers tryin to mooch my hard earned porn profits. sorry for my rant.. |
we had a town drunk that always fished at the bridge, he jumped into the rapids didnt die, got hit buy a transport didnt die, fucker just won't die, all he does is drink and fish.
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:1orglaugh
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lol... that's a ncie pic...
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damn I love crazy people
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he simply wants the world to see how slow he is.
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theres a guy in my city I nicknamed simply "scary black guy", he always walks up and down wilmington pike in kettering, usually with a ball bat.. biting on his keys
he also screams at traffic and to himself.. his best friend is named "natedog" never talked to the guy.. this is just what ive gathered from driving past him for 2 years and hearing what he was screaming about |
guess hes got alot of time on his hands
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http://zork.net/albums/chu/aaf.jpg
http://mikopi.image.pbase.com/u15/ja...0196.00302.jpg memories of downtown SF this guy actually got sponsored |
thats ridiculous :1orglaugh
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This guy walk the streets of Austin.
Even runs for mayor. http://www.michaelmolestedme.com/leslie.gif http://www.michaelmolestedme.com/leslie2.gif Keep Austin Weird! |
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Someone should make a dancing banana out of this guy. He deserves to be photochopped a little.
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LOL I love santa cruz... Thats all there really is to say about that place
Here in Toronto there is plenty of crazies, we have nicknamed most of them, bible lady, crazy indians, guy with no shoes... some of them are really sad though, I miss the crazy hippies :) |
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hey I just saw this guy last sat in SF in the mission, I was at 12 galaxies for a concert and he got up between the bands and they lowered the music and hit him with the spot light and he ranted for about 5 min and then got off the stage..... dude was a trip.. people couldn't figure out if he was part of the show or not! |
hm not much where i live... there used to be a street whore named vicky likkie who jumped in your car to get a lift when ud stand at a traffic light or whatever
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LoL thats funny shit
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yes that is really funny shit
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We have a guy in our town that is a chronic "bird shooter" he flips the finger at everyone and everything. The funny thing is he drives around in an old beat up fucking red truck hanging everybody the bird, I have seen him in a local mall flying the 1 finger salute at every person who passes him, even little kids. Its a wonder he is still alive. He lives on the same road as a friend of mine and if you drive by his house he will shoot you a bird from his porch as you go by. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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goofy guy
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these guys are super hot :winkwink: |
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is that an umbrella made of a garbage bag?
LOL in my town we had a homeless fellow that went by the name of "California Steve" or "Steve The Bum" he was supposedly in vietnam and when he came back he was all whacked out in the head, his mother who still lives in a nursing home in our town takes some care of him, you can tell because he does change clothes all the time and always seems to be pretty cleaned up, but he walks around with plastic bags on his sneakers and mumbles shit.. he's a crazy motherfucker i had some pics of him i have to dig them up he's definately a local legend our town is only about 1 sq. mile. So everyone knows him or of him. |
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