Coming home from Montreal at customs...
 

My luck I get the biggest redneck , confederate flag swinging , KKK motherfucker....

I usually have no issues and stuff... so this guy kept on grilling me...

How long have you lived in the US? I told him 27 years or so (moved here when i was 2 )

And asked other questions left n right almost to the point of wtf yooo.

Last question he asked was did you buy anything ? I was like....ummm nooo

He gave me a "look" and said adios. I should have told him I bought "Romance" loll

Did he fondle your private parts, you can tell us.

Yeh, I hear they're really cracking down on the blacks entering the country.

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it's cuz ur nameis ***** JUICY!!!!!!!! you should have told him who you are!!! lol;)

people are stupid

listen ...i was there with ya ...and i took one look at your full name and thought you looked suspect .... :winkwink: :1orglaugh

The US Customs people who are on posting to the Montreal detachment are notorious for being dicks, even to their own citizens. (ask Dugmor) Like they're high on themselves or something. The "key masters" of the USA. hahahaha....

Glad you made it home ok though.

I gotta admit, Juicy's name is rather strange. And if he were to plant the infamous Juicy face, I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't have suspicions!

And you thought our border gaurds were bad..atleast he didn't slip on a glove and inspect for contraband :(

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yeah i usually have no issues , the customs people are 90 percent of the time cool. I guess i got stuck with the 10 percent :(

There's nothing as bad a a bulldyke customs agent at 5:30 AM at Trudeau...she became the last female I saw in Montreal...what a bummer...she was a blonde roseanne barr with a mullet... :(

Customs are a fucking pain in the ass :321GFY :2 cents:

I mean they are doing there job and all , but sometimes its the one or two pricks that leave a bad impression for the other cool agents.