This Bitch Tale Gator
 

So I was driving normally and this bitch decided she wanted to drive 2 inches
from my rear bumper.
I almost stopped the car cause I was so angry and wanted to smack her face, but she turned righr into another road. Fucking lucky she got away.

I had some dumb girl doing that to me on the San Diego Freeway once. So I decided to do a forced stop on the freeway and she had to also stop right behind me cause we were in the center lane.

Got out of my car and you had to see the look on her face. Totally petrified. I proceeded to say what is your fucking problem riding my ass like that, but she wouldn't even roll down the window and was just covering her face like I was going to pop her or something.

Cars driving by were all honking and cussing but wtf she had it coming.

Funny as hell. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeah. You really showed her.

Shouldn't that be "tail gater?" :1orglaugh

Shoultn't that be "tail gater?" Never seen a reptile tale something before. :1orglaugh But, back to the Bitch, yeah, they fucking piss you off!

Tap the brake lights a few times..they usually back off because they know they are at fault if they rear end you

I like to slam on the fucking breaks when people do that to me. Of course having insurance helps. I had one bitch pull out in front of me once. I could see the scorn on her face like she had beaten me or something. You should have seen her face when I punched that 455 rocket to the floor board and knocked her to the other side of the road. I wish I had a camera in the car.

ROTF @ "tale gator"