Tony Blair phones George Bush, and asks: "What proof do you have that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Bush replies: "We kept the receipts".
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As a squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breath. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!'"
"He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash too!'"
"We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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Originally posted by Relish XXX
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President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq. It's so sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, "I know you're there, pick up, pick up!".
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A lot of students around the country protested the war today. The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition sponsored an anti-war organization called 'Books Not Bombs.' President Bush was confused: 'Why do you want to drop books on them?' --Jay Leno
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*waits for theking to barge in swinging a sword and dressed in red white and blue*I like turtles.Comment
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George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 14 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused. "One... dentist?" He says. "Why? Why would you kill one dentist?"
Bush pats Blair on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna give a shit about those Muslims."
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Please, Mr. Bush, can we invade Iraq?
Can we?
Can we?
Can we?
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Originally posted by Relish XXX
that is the best one by farI like turtles.Comment
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Originally posted by Relish XXX
I'm just a newbie.Comment
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Originally posted by Relish XXX
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Originally posted by Relish XXXPlease, Mr. Bush, can we invade Iraq?
Can we?
Can we?
Can we?
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i'm suprised theking isn't in here yetI like turtles.Comment
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LOL, just what I was thinkingOriginally posted by sonofsam
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Yet despite the repetetive and assasine posts by you and your retarded cohorts, BOTH Bush and Blair get re-elected. Why not accept it and STFU?Originally posted by Relish XXX
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Tony Blair has no opposition in the UK. He list 100 seats. and only has a 2% majority when calculated on percentage of votes.Originally posted by ronbotxYet despite the repetive and assasine posts by you and your retarded cohorts, BOTH Bush and Blair get re-elected. Why not accept it and STFU?
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So funny
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Originally posted by Relish XXX
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Originally posted by Relish XXX
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Bush's supposed victory over Kerry was a little over 2% in the U.S. as well and the right wing media called it a landslide.Originally posted by Relish XXX
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it is a sad state of affairs......... and they are entitled to their opinions just as you are.........Originally posted by ronbotxYet despite the repetetive and assasine posts by you and your retarded cohorts, BOTH Bush and Blair get re-elected. Why not accept it and STFU?
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What does that the matter? Does it upset you when people tell jokes?Originally posted by ronbotxYet despite the repetetive and assasine posts by you and your retarded cohorts, BOTH Bush and Blair get re-elected. Why not accept it and STFU?
Typical uptight-republican.
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LOL, I love thatOriginally posted by SmokeyTheBear
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hehe, that one was funnyComment
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