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Clicky_Bucks 05-08-2005 03:19 PM

How Many Five Year-Olds could you take on, revisited...
 
About a month ago, someone posted a thread asking how many five year olds could you take on before you felt like there would be too many to overpower and then could take you out.

While reading the news today, I seen this story which made me chuckle:

http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/lionvsmidgets.htm

Quote:

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city?s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

Rui 05-08-2005 03:21 PM

Considering how bad i'm in shape about 5 would fuck me up LOL

polish_aristocrat 05-08-2005 03:24 PM

welcome

to

yesterday !!!

BRISK 05-08-2005 03:24 PM

see my sig please

Rich 05-08-2005 03:34 PM

Quote:

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
lmfao

I didn't know BBC News was hosted on tripod.

Clicky_Bucks 05-08-2005 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
welcome

to

yesterday !!!

Holy shit, you are right. I'll make sure I check every thread on a Saturday vice laying out on the beach and fucking a hot chick.

I've been OWNED.

bringer 05-08-2005 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich
lmfao

I didn't know BBC News was hosted on tripod.

yeah, cut backs

Relish XXX 05-08-2005 03:40 PM

When I had to study a group of 5 year olds when I was in University they got bored with the tests and kicked the shit out of my mate and I. There was about 30 of them.

reynold 05-09-2005 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
When I had to study a group of 5 year olds when I was in University they got bored with the tests and kicked the shit out of my mate and I. There was about 30 of them.


that's challenging, considering the huge number of them.

EviLGuY 05-09-2005 01:18 AM

I try and stay away from little kids.. they are all crotch punchers. :(

Dalai lama 05-09-2005 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
welcome

to

yesterday !!!

what he said

ytcracker 05-09-2005 01:23 AM

42 42 42

Relish XXX 05-09-2005 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
that's challenging, considering the huge number of them.

Worst part is that you cant hit them back.


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