Im Going To Vegas Next Week And bringing Condoms to the Strip Club
 

Boneprone told me to bring condoms to the strip club..

He told me that when they grind me till I cum in a lapdace there, that it will keep me from dirtying up my pants..

Anyone heard of this?

Sounds funny.

How many condoms are you going to bring? ;)

Hmmm. I was thinking just one.

But perhaps I should be more optimistic.......

Wear loose shorts.

There was a great thread about this awhile back that I can't find because there is NO FUCKING SEARCH! :mad:

Listen to Bonepone. He's knows of what he speaks. :winkwink:
Bring two.

i dont think i can cumm from a lap dance.

You've never had a lapdance from the right girl then...

i cant cum from a blow job let a lone a lap dance. Anyhow, where sweat pants and no underwear

Condom is a good idea to save the shame of walking out with the bottom of your shirt pulled low to hide the wet spot. Back in the day I used to go to the clubs when I knew my fave lapdancers would be there wearing silk underwear and black nylon sweatpants and a condom on underneath. You could feel everything and no fuss no muss!

**shameless self-promotion**
 

...And, I'm that right girl! :girl

I do a very good lapdance because I ENJOY what I do; my goal is for you to enjoy it as much as I do... Those who know, know.... :winkwink:

That's bull because it's almost near impossible for me to cum from a BJ WITHOUT a condom and near impossible for me to cum in a pussy with one.
If there's athing that's opposite of premature ejacualation, the I have that. So if those Vegas chicks grind you unti you cum then they will be lap dancing me for about 2-3 hours.

how long is the lap dance you guys are getting that you are cumming from?

Can I get a lapdance at the next show?

sO did you work on this until you could go for ages or is just the way you are? I used to go for a long long time when I was younger and fitter, but these days its a fucking very short trip (

Could be as short as two or three songs with the right girl. Cheap way to drop a load. :thumbsup

no way am i going to bust a nut from a lapdance

maybe if she was ass nakid and my cock was stuck in her, but after that, na dont think it would happen

now thats innovation

:thumbsup

Ok thats it..

CH2 here we cumm.

update..

dank didnt bring condoms to the stripclub..

Instead he brought some of the stripclub back to the hotel..

And he didnt have condoms, so he called roomservice and billed the condoms to the room..

Had no idea they had condoms on the menu.. And if anyone wants to know, when you order condoms at the Venetian via room services the condoms are $5.00 each plus tip.

FYI...

I was very satisfied in Vegas at the clubs..

Twice.

I feel sorry for you if you can come in 6-9 minutes (2-3 songs) from a lapdance. Poor old man, you need to get laid.

By the way, if a stripper notices you cum, you risk being arrested. at least use a condom, if i was a stripper and you cum in your pants and i saw i'd kick ya in the balls with those 8" heal shoes. why not just go to the ranch?

definitely wear sweatpants and have lots of $20 bills

$400 will get you exactly what you want in the 1 hour VIP room at Sapphire's :2 cents:

just to be safe

keep them handy :winkwink:

:smokin

http://www.proadultoutsourcing.com/p.../bigcondom.jpg

LOL..

Ignorance is Bliss.

Meet me in Vegas one show.. You need to party with the BP4L.

I have just the gals for ya.

Bring as many as you can! You are worth more than a single slut for a night man! :thumbsup