My new favorite word of the day: FOREPLOY
 

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners....(None of them get through spell check.)

INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

REINTARNATION: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

BOZONE (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. the bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

FOREPLOY: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

CASHTRATION (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

INOCULATTE: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

HIPATITIS: Terminal coolness.

OSTEOPORNOSIS: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

KARMAGEDDON: It's like, when everybody is sending off these bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

DECAFALON (n): the grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

GLIBIDO: All talk and no action.

DOPELER EFFECT: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

BEELZEBUG (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

CATERPALLOR (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

.......and the pick of the literature......

IGNORANUS: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


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