HELP! I Can't Get My New Server To Fit The Rack! (PIC)
 

I just ordered a new server and it was delivered today. When the sales guy asked me if I would need a rack for the server I said, ?No thanks, my wife already has one." Now that its been delivered I can?t figure out how to make it fit her rack! :winkwink:

http://www.naughtyallie.com/guestare...serverrack.jpg

send over the rack and the server i will take care of it :)

Are you a fully qualifed network administrator? :winkwink:

I would like to be admin of that rack! :thumbsup

yes he is... and i will vouch for him.. so long as he lets me watch him install it :1orglaugh

nice rack... where's the server? Oh wait it's there... sorry I was mesmerizing

Format :\\c :helpme

haha that's nice :) made my day over here.

nice fucking rack man

wheres the server again?

Our techs can install the server while I investigate the rack to make sure its up to standards. Please advise.

Allie said she doesn't think "sandmans!" data center has a large enough "pipe" for her needs. :winkwink:

A very nice rack indeed!!! :thumbsup

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i will have my staff look into this... but please send the rack over now while i look into the pipe situation to cut down on time lost.... and if you like.. you can send the black box thingy with it.. whatever that is :1orglaugh

a team has been assembled to make sure that is not an issue :)

Nice one :)

very cute - thx for the laugh :thumbsup

She look good, I'll hit it.

you got one hell of a nice problem :1orglaugh

She does have great tits.

:1orglaugh

do you ever worry that your wife likes fucking other men more than she likes fucking you?

Im sure he is a happy man...

Are you kidding me? Why would I care if she enjoyed other men more than me, seems like that would be pretty selfish. If she does, then good for her! I wouldn't want to deny her any sort of pleasure or enjoyment in life.

BTW, have you seen our site? It's a 2-way street and I get my fair share as well. :winkwink:

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good for you man. Most people cant deal with the fact their significant other wants to play 'around', and even fewer would encourage them.

fun to be a rare breed, eh?

Thanks :thumbsup

Does she need an electrical plug?

You are going to host this server in your house ?

Hmmmm, maybe? :winkwink:

Hmmm... don't see a server.

real network engineer has the answer
 

Since I am pretty much the only qualified actual network engineer on this board allow me to help. That is a big server and needs either a 4 post mount (legs and knees up hands hold the back sid e and the rack cusions it) or mid mount (we all know the goodness of mounting in the middle)

dont mess witht the rack, get a new server

both the man and the nerd in me are turned on by that pic

everyone wants the rack... nobody wants the server lol

EXCATLY!!

nice rack :winkwink:

wheres this, server, you talk of? i can only see the rack :)

That's the best rack I've seen in a LOOOOOOOONG time....


congrats dude...

So true....

You should see if the power cord fits in the bottom outlet.
It might be a tight squeeze, but you should get it in! :1orglaugh

thats one hot rack.
wg

nice server :)

yummy rack

Excellent rack !!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup

oh what a lovely pair hmmmm

...I'm so turned on.

I want both! :winkwink:

lol i KNEW that was coming. :)

Ill take both jake, or if you want i will come over and give Allie a Hand with it

That's one hell of a rack :)