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http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm

"Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants."

LMAO

"I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)"

this guy is fucking sick

"Scene 1:* *

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food.* Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet.* There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped.* Then some dude jumps out of nowhere.* The ninjas start beating this guy?s ass bad.* Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude.* The ninja star cuts the guy?s head totally off.* The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome.* The ninjas then start flying and everybody starts screaming.* Then the scene ends. "

see what i mean, sick

[This message has been edited by waste (edited 01-17-2002).]

I thought it was fucking bilarious but I have a twisted sence of humor.

Sheeeeyite...

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

SixNine

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That whole site is a load of shit.

and this guy is an idiot:

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninjafriend.jpg

[This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 01-17-2002).]

From his site:
funny shit there man...

But he can cut off your head with a throwing star

the head of Amp?

Amp = Amputate your Head
remember?

Crank them speakers when checking out the site there is a sweet big pimpin remix.

I heard Sleazy had a hell of a time trying to keep out non-paying Ninja's from his party.
http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/sleazy.jpg

LOL Exxxotica!!!

Watch out for those shirt ninjas, you can tell them by the ICP in the background.

ICP fans will know what I am talking about.

Quit being so defensive... you know you're a Ninja

http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/ninja2.jpg

Here is just a little story to prove that Ninjas can hide anywhere. About two years ago I was on my way to work. It was about 9 o'clock in the morning when I stepped into my car. I turned the ignition and the car wouldn't turn over at all. Instead it made this weird sound like an ant-eater trapped in a freezer. I got out of the car and walked to the front of the car. I opened the hood and there he was....a ninja! I was so scared that I ran away as fast as I could. I turned around as I was running and saw the ninja flipping out on my car. I then got real pissed and ran back over to confront the Ninja. I said "What the hell do you think you're doing? He stopped what he was doing and tilted his head towards the sky. He then took out a Ninja star and threw it at me. It hit my knee cap and stuck there. The pain was awful! When I looked back up to see what the Ninja was doing, he was gone. The only thing that he left was a chewed carrot and a note with the words "Donkey", "Badmitton", "Thyroid Gland", and "Duke" written on it. This goes to show you that you have to be careful everywhere that you go. Ninjas are everywhere!!

Dude, there was this couple walking through the park sayin' that they were all punk and stuff. This ninja was sittin' on a park bench reading a newspaper and heard them talking. So he started flipping out and stuff. They tried to run, but he threw a ninja start and sliced thier legs off! It was amazing. Then he kept flipping out and threw the park bench at them and made thier heads blow up! He whipped out a guitar and wailed on it so hard he broke the strings! Ninja's rock! Coolest thing ever!

In some states, ninja stars are illegal.

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I hate ninjas, its like you are just sitting there minding your own business and ninjas start marching up your leg and biting you on the inside of your ass cheeks

I've heard that... I think some states have even made cutting heads off illegal too.

no way amp i don't believe you!!! prove it!!!

WTF? A Ninja can throw a ?ninja star? at someone?s head and decapitate the victim yet you?re fortunate enough to only have it ?stick? to your knee cap?

Wow, who?s the superhero here I wonder?
LOL! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

But it's still funny to read! I'm sure his scripts will get picked up by some famous studio...yeah..sure it will!

I like the big pimpin re-mix..

LOL.. This is some funny shit!!

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what was that chris farely movie where he was a ninja?

I wanna say 'Beverly Hills Ninja' but not 100% sure...