Has any chick EVER said to you......
 

Has any chick you're fucking ever said to you, "Oh I sure wish you could shoot lots and lots more cum", or "Wow, what a light wet spot on the bed tonight... I sure wish I had an ocean of cold jizz to sleep in tonight"??

All of a sudden I'm getting tons of spam that for some reason thinks I should be concerned with the amount of cum I can shoot. Did I miss something? I have lots of opportunities to hear the girls talking behind guys backs (and boy do they - if you ain't swinging correct in the bedroom you can GUARANTEE ALL her friends know EVERYTHING). I hear limp dick stories, I hear quick draw mcgraw stories, I hear the tiny pee wee dick stories, I even hear the TOO MUCH cum stories once in awhile, but NOT ONCE have I EVER heard a girl ever complain about TOO LITTLE cum.

LOL

yeah i got tons of spam about it aswell

i was like WTF! i'm not doing porn movies the girl never cares about the amount of it

Men tend to watch or look at lots of porn. If you haven't noticed, some men such as Peter North can shoot fucking gallons of the shit on cue. Well, in those movies, the actresses just love the cum and lots of it... therefore, subliminaly, men think that if they shoot lots of jizz, they will get to fuck giagntic titted 19 year old whores that can't get enough cock.. get it? That's your marketing lesson for the day :1orglaugh

guys do seem to have something about 'marking' their women though and being more 'manly' than the next guy and that sort of marketing is targetting male insecurity rather than something a woman really wants.

I witnessed three girls complaining that a friend of mine did not shoot enough load on his third scene in two hours. "All that noise for just that??"

Come on! It was his THIRD SCENE in two hours and the poor guy just needed some sleep.

You know....

When I'm having sex with a man I just don't feel complete unless sooo much cum is on my face that I drown. Not even a limp dick makes me angry like not enough cum.

Sometimes when I masturbate I get out my vibrator and jar of mayonase and just as I orgasm I slap mysel in the face with a handful of it.

YAY for you. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Girls dont say it but they love a face full of cum, each and everyone of them.

YARGH! I'd shoot me jizz cannon at ya.

The referral fuck is a wonderful thing.

They're always the best.

Haven't received it yet but I'm sure it's on its way.

used to get tons of those, too bad, i ain't using outlook anymore lol

some guys prefer to shoot less cum. They use less paper towels that way