Best pickup lines?
 

You: Excuse me ladies...do you have a needle and thread?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
You: CUZ I'M RIPPED BABY!


okay...that was dumb...anyone got better?

I may not be the only guy in the bar, but I'm the only guy in the bar talking to you. : )

Pass them a note.

"I am at a loss for words and unable to speak because of your beauty...But trust me, I still know how to use my tongue."

It helps if it's written on a 100 dollar bill. :thumbsup

I've seen someone use this line successfully:

"So do you take it up the shitter or what?"

Worked on me! :1orglaugh

I would have like to have seen the girl that this worked on. : )

you'll do

I actually seen a friend use this a few weeks ago in a bar:

"Nice bum, where ya from?"

The sad thing is this guy gets laid more than just about anyone else I know. I am beginning to think he is just bringing prostitutes home though.

Yeah right...

My tongue...Or the line? :Graucho

Dont scream and you'll live through this. :upsidedow

Daddy likes. :thumbsup

ha..yes, very good :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I have a friend that gets away with the same line almost every time we go somewhere & end up wasted.

"exscuse me, Ive lost my number.. can I get yours?"

its the worst line in the frickin world & when he uses it it works..

I tried once.. no luck :disgust

BOTH!!! :winkwink:

it's got nothing to do with pickup lines, you can say the dumbest shit... if the girl is into you, doesn't matter what you say

but thats the point...its just funny what guys try to do and 'think' it makes a difference :1orglaugh

me: how about you and I go back to your place and I fuck you til you can't stand up?
her: um..no
me: ok, how about a blowjob in parking lot?
her: shhhhhzzzzzzzttttttt (the sound of mace hitting my eyes)

not always true. make them smile/laugh and you're half way there. if she is already into you, saying dumb shit can still backfire.


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I was sitting in a bar in New York a few years back, next to this hot blonde smoking a cigarette.

Just as she exhales the smoke, I lean my face into the cloud and take a deep breath of it.

She asks what I'm doing.

I say "Smelling the inside of you -- it's nice."

She smiled and we had sex soon after.


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these are funny

:1orglaugh

Bullshit story. :thumbsup

You and I must never have met -- LOL -- :winkwink:

It's completely true...
http://grandnewyork.hyatt.com/proper...lide_lg_32.jpg

And this is EXACTLY where it happened -- lobby bar of the Grand Central Station Hyatt in NY.
In fact, the right-most stool in the pic was mine, hers just to the left.


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