what do you call the thing these guys are wearing?
 

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8chars

the helmet?

no question about that LOL

atomic weggie over the shoulders!

Dental floss?

that's what im talking about

You need to finish it.
It's actually a "atomic wedgie over the shoulder boulder holder."

Those are gloves.

Very stretched thongs :upsidedow

I'd call it a "Banana Hammock"
Now how about a bigger pic of you Dana wearing one.....lol

where is this pic from anyway?

While they are probably retards, you'd call what they're wearing a "unitard".

unitard

n : a tight-fitting garment of stretchy material that covers the body from the shoulders to the thighs (and may have long sleeves or legs reaching down to the ankles); worn by ballet dancers and acrobats for practice or performance

under the butt nut hut?

I call those "What SykkBoy and eroswebmaster wear to the clubs on Friday nights, mothafucka"