Sleazy is charging me for sex
 

in http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=462934

Soo... what kind of computer are we talkin about here? Eh? And how good *are* you? ;)

Cheap shot Sleazy. boo hoo :winkwink:

IBM 486

Fully loaded with Windows 3.x , 2 megs of ram, 100 meg HD, and a 14.4kbps external modem

nothing less than a powerbook

and i have skills. ask around.

There ya go, Sleazy! BlueWire will take you up on your offer! Sex for a 486!

thats true, you fucked my eardrum months ago. Felt good, oh sleeeazyy

do we have any pics?

http://www.ellinude.com/CellPics/BoobsForApple.jpg

Will this do?

one sec - need some more klenix - be right back

You can at least wait until we meet in person....

;)

Sleazy.. you better be charging a reasonable rate. Don't forget my cut.

No, see I'm giving him an Apple laptop in return for him giving me sexual favours. I think he might be overcharging, but that remains to be seen.

if she was single, it would almost be enough for me to consider going out to one of these boner-infested conventions.

I thought you had a steady girl, quiet?

nope. took me a couple of years to get over my last real gf, so i really had no interest in seeing anyone. however, in the past 4 months i've been dating pretty much non-stop, for the first time in my life. it was fun for awhile, but i'm quickly getting tired of it. i don't think i'm cut out for the casual relationship thing :)

Aw, yeah, I hear ya. I was kinda looking forward to the dating thing after I broke up with my man of ten years, but (luckily) I was spared the agony by falling in love with someone before I got TOO casual. ;) I don't think I could do the casual thing, either.

i'm single - and if you show up i'll give you a bottle of absynth from prague (the good stuff)

True pimps don't need to intoxicate their dates. Are you losing your touch?

obviously you don't know what ansynth is

You're right, I have no idea what ansynth is. But I know that absinthe can really throw one for a loop. Maybe they're distant cousins?

Those are nice :thumbsup