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CDSmith 05-01-2005 05:53 PM

Redneck birth control method, 100% effective apparently...
 
After having their 11th child, a Redneck couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "However a less costly alternative, said the doctor," is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure works in Alabama, Tennessee, Louisiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, West Virginia and some parts of Texas.

uno 05-01-2005 05:56 PM

That is great.

StuBradley 05-01-2005 06:07 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TurboAngel 05-01-2005 06:31 PM

LMFAO


:1orglaugh

badmunchkin 05-01-2005 06:33 PM

nice :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

badmunchkin 05-01-2005 06:34 PM

actually this line is even funnier then the punchline: :1orglaugh

"So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children"

CDSmith 05-01-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

"Trust me," said the doctor.
If this were ever made into a movie, I could, for some reason, see AaronM playing the part of the doctor. :D

Meta Ridley 05-01-2005 06:43 PM

hahah dude the opening paragraph is more funny than the punchline.

uno 05-01-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmunchkin
actually this line is even funnier then the punchline: :1orglaugh

"So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children"

There were multiple levels.

Furious_Female 05-01-2005 07:04 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

RevSand 05-01-2005 08:57 PM

so funny cuz its true!


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