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Choker 05-01-2005 03:36 PM

My latest BITCH/TOY (pics)
 
http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/11.JPG

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/13.JPG

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/19.JPG

It's actually a male not a bitch LOL. I just bought him after my trainer checked him good. I didn't ride him yet but the trainer said he will train out real good. My fat ass is easy to buck off so I thought I should wait till he gets used to me and his new stable. Got a hell of a deal, $3200. He's only 2 1/2. Very gentle and lazy, just got give the trainer a couple months to get him trained good for my kids.

bringer 05-01-2005 03:38 PM

let me guess, his name is sleazy

MaDalton 05-01-2005 03:39 PM

i like horses
















for dinner.

biskoppen 05-01-2005 03:40 PM

Is that you on the pic Choker?

galleryseek 05-01-2005 03:40 PM

A horse is not a toy you god damn animal abuser.

Choker 05-01-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
let me guess, his name is sleazy


Smokey is his name. We have a boxer named Red, a Siberian Husky named Blue, and a black kitten named Blackie. LOL

Choker 05-01-2005 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen
Is that you on the pic Choker?

the one on the left is me

XPays 05-01-2005 03:46 PM

i have been compared to a horse before :banana

Choker 05-01-2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by galleryseek
A horse is not a toy you god damn animal abuser.

LOL. I really fell in love with this horse. He has a awesome disposition. I feel bad for him now though, all the other horses at his new home are doing the "let's show the new guy where he is on the pecking order" thing.

biskoppen 05-01-2005 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker
the one on the left is me

Ok :)

http://www.thumbcore.com/images/choker.jpg

nofx 05-01-2005 03:51 PM

why are horses so expensive ?

Snake Doctor 05-01-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays
i have been compared to a horse before :banana

They were talking about your breath and the horse's ass right? :winkwink:

xanx 05-01-2005 03:55 PM

i didn't know they still sold Velcro shoes like that =)

XPays 05-01-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2
They were talking about your breath and the horse's ass right? :winkwink:

i could have the stinkiest b.o. with what we got here genetics wise. it's all i am good for i am told.

Choker 05-01-2005 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xanx
i didn't know they still sold Velcro shoes like that =)

Walmart for $9.99 Style means squat to me, my kids however, well they each have like 7 coach purses and the newest thing they are into is having every color of Converse shoes made. LOL I remember when I was a kid Converse was the cheapest shoes around. Now they are like $45 a shot. What a joke

nofx 05-01-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker
Walmart for $9.99 Style means squat to me, my kids however, well they each have like 7 coach purses and the newest thing they are into is having every color of Converse shoes made. LOL I remember when I was a kid Converse was the cheapest shoes around. Now they are like $45 a shot. What a joke

know why the price increase?

Nike bought Converse, what a fucking pity.

cosis 05-01-2005 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker
http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/11.JPG

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/13.JPG

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/19.JPG

It's actually a male not a bitch LOL. I just bought him after my trainer checked him good. I didn't ride him yet but the trainer said he will train out real good. My fat ass is easy to buck off so I thought I should wait till he gets used to me and his new stable. Got a hell of a deal, $3200. He's only 2 1/2. Very gentle and lazy, just got give the trainer a couple months to get him trained good for my kids.

hair is looking good choker

Choker 05-01-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen

HAHA Good one

Choker 05-01-2005 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
why are horses so expensive ?

The breed, the horses personality, disposition etc. What gives the most value is how well trained the horse is. Horses can sense if a rider knows what he is doing or not and will take advantage of you. IE not go where you want to go or even worse throw you off. A well trained horse will try to learn the rider and do as he wants. Hard to explain really. This horse will be worth 10k within a year if training goes well. He is very smart for his age but not too old to learn.

suesheboy 05-01-2005 05:19 PM

My 4 legged friend is now 23.

Nothing beats a horse.

Head 05-01-2005 05:20 PM

A new niche for you?

CaptainHowdy 05-02-2005 09:26 AM

Fine animal!, will your affiliates have the chance to ride it?... :winkwink:!!

FireFoz 05-02-2005 09:34 AM

Nice...I wish my gf wasn't allergic for them :/

Manowar 05-02-2005 09:36 AM

the hair looks very cool choker, those pics after the op ages ago were inprinted on my mind

Tania 05-02-2005 09:41 AM

nice pics :)

Sin 05-02-2005 09:51 AM

Awesome!! How many hands high is he???
And if you're easy to buck off, shorten your stirrups one or two notches, and when you're sitting in the saddle, sit up straight & push your heels down. If your heels are down & toes are up, it's a LOT harder for your ass to budge anywhere. :) The difficult part is keeping heels down without your toes sticking out to either side & up.

Give it a try, you'll see. :) Is he just green broke?

sickkittens 05-02-2005 09:52 AM

My gf would be jealous. :winkwink:

Tala 05-02-2005 09:55 AM

Okay, that's not what I was expecting and I'm pleasantly surprised. That's a gorgeous horse. :)

axelcat 05-02-2005 09:57 AM

nice toy

Sams_gfy 05-02-2005 12:03 PM

Very nice ! :thumbsup :thumbsup

:pimp

vicki 05-02-2005 12:17 PM

umm seeing as I'm from Texas I have no choice but to correct the horse lingo .. please excuse me for this:
female horse = mare
male untouched = stallion
male TOUCHED = 'poor' gelding
heh heh heh
gorgeous horse choker! ;)

Vitasoy 05-02-2005 12:56 PM

Nice horsey you got there.

alias 05-02-2005 01:12 PM

I prefer horsepower.

LoriAnderson 05-02-2005 01:16 PM

nice looking horse choker :)

VeriSexy 05-02-2005 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
let me guess, his name is sleazy

LMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Choker 05-02-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosis
hair is looking good choker

Yeah Smokey has really nice hair.

Choker 05-02-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
the hair looks very cool choker, those pics after the op ages ago were inprinted on my mind

thanks, yeah I got one more operation to go then I will ahve a totally full head

dalila 05-03-2005 12:41 AM

VERY beautiful horse

ry0t 05-03-2005 12:44 AM

Nice horse Choker :)

crowkid 05-03-2005 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker
http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/11.JPG

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/13.JPG

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/19.JPG

It's actually a male not a bitch LOL. I just bought him after my trainer checked him good. I didn't ride him yet but the trainer said he will train out real good. My fat ass is easy to buck off so I thought I should wait till he gets used to me and his new stable. Got a hell of a deal, $3200. He's only 2 1/2. Very gentle and lazy, just got give the trainer a couple months to get him trained good for my kids.


$3200 only for that horse? thats fucking badass...can u give me more details on horse ownership, like how much does it cost to maintain per year, stable, etc.? very kewl man very kewl

venus 05-03-2005 12:54 AM

He looks like a quarter horse - is he?
I just bought a new one also, I am importing him from Holland, He arrives at the LA airport on the 11th and I get to pick him up on the 13th. He is a FPS registered Friesian - He is a bit more expensive but was a heck of a deal for being a 3yr old Friesian, only $14,000, if I was to buy him here he would be a couple thousand more. He is not trained but I train horses also so will do it myself.

http://www.landofvenus.com/g1.jpg
http://www.landofvenus.com/g2.jpg

venus 05-03-2005 01:02 AM

Here is a video of a 3 yr old friesian mare I bought for 12k, trained her, then sold her 4 months later for 16k
http://www.avalanchfriesians.com/emma8.wmv


I love horses, I have 3 right now.

venus 05-03-2005 01:21 AM

With horses there is always something you can get, so how much they cost a year is dependent on how much you want to spend a year.
you can board a horse for around 300$ a month if you dont have your own land, if you have your own place you can build your own barn, my barn cost me right at $50,000, food depends on what you feed, I have show horses so I feed them grain twice a day, bermuda hay all they want, Alfalfa hay at noon and Alfalfa pellets morning and evening, plus various vitamins and suppliments, then you have the farrier every 8 weeks at about $75 per horse, if their teeth are not done you have to have them floated at about 300$, then you have fly blankets and fly masks for the summer and the list goes on. Oh ya, cant have a horse without a horse trailer, you can get them cheap or you can buy a nice one, mine is about middle I think, its a 2 horse warm blood trailer, this means its extra tall, made for big horses, mine was about 12,500 new.
Or you can just go on the cheap like allot of the ropers in my area and just toss your horse out in a field with no shade, a bucket of water and toss some hay on the ground for them. Not very healthy for the horse, they dont stay clean, but its cheaper.


Quote:

Originally Posted by crowkid
$3200 only for that horse? thats fucking badass...can u give me more details on horse ownership, like how much does it cost to maintain per year, stable, etc.? very kewl man very kewl


venus 05-03-2005 01:36 AM

you know, you should not bring up the topic of horses :)

this is my 3 yr old mare, she is half clydesdale and half american saddlebred,
I taught her to drive all by myslef :)

http://www.avalanchfriesians.com/dri...ivingday2b.jpg

SleazyDream 05-03-2005 09:34 PM

oh my god are you ever a fat piece of shit

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/04.JPG

you're fatter than I am


this is toooooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrthumbs 05-03-2005 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
oh my god are you ever a fat piece of shit

http://jackiechapman.com/horse2/images/04.JPG

you're fatter than I am


this is toooooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A. you must be talking and laughing on the phone with choker while typing it that out
or
B. you seriously have issues and need to grow up. wtf man!

SleazyDream 05-03-2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
A. you must be talking and laughing on the phone with choker while typing it that out
or
B. you seriously have issues and need to grow up. wtf man!

dude- look at him. he's sweating just from reaching up top PET that animal.

mrthumbs 05-03-2005 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
dude- look at him. he's sweating just from reaching up top PET that animal.

does this mean there will be a complete new line of overweight jokes coming from you is lined up starting today?

Would be refreshing.

Hows the basset?

SleazyDream 05-03-2005 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrthumbs
does this mean there will be a complete new line of overweight jokes coming from you is lined up starting today?

Would be refreshing.

Hows the basset?

cept i wasn't joking.....

skufty's pooped - he's been playing with my parents huskey all night. crashed about 2 hours ago

pornguy 05-03-2005 09:51 PM

We had a retired Throughbred, and she was great. Finally had to sell her when we sold the ranch and moved to Mexico. They are a lot more expensive than people think. Just purchasing them is only the begenning.


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