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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46917

    #1

    To DonovanPhillips

    Hodel:
    Well, somebody has to arrange the matches,
    Young people can't decide these things themselves.

    Chava:
    She might bring someone wonderful----

    Hodel:
    Someone interesting----

    Chava:
    And well off----

    Hodel:
    And important---

    Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
    Make me a match,
    Find me a find,
    catch me a catch
    Matchmaker, Matchmaker
    Look through your book,
    And make me a perfect match

    Chava:
    Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
    I'll bring the veil,
    You bring the groom,
    Slender and pale.
    Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be,
    The envy of all I see.

    Hodel:
    For Papa,
    Make him a scholar.

    Chava:
    For mama,
    Make him rich as a king.

    Chava and Hodel:
    For me, well,
    I wouldn't holler
    If he were as handsome as anything.

    Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
    Make me a match,
    Find me a find,
    Catch me a catch,
    Night after night in the dark I'm alone
    So find me match,
    Of my own.

    (spoken)

    Tzeitel:
    Since when are you in a match, Chava? I thought you had your eye on your books.

    (Hodel chuckles)

    Tzeitel con't:
    And you have your eye on the Rabbi's son.

    Hodel:
    Well, why not?
    We have only one Rabbi and he has only one son.
    Why shouldn't I want the best?

    Tzeitel:
    Because you're a girl from a poor family.
    So whatever Yenta brings, you'll take, right?
    Of course right!

    (throws scarf over her head, imitating Yenta)
    (singing)

    Hodel, oh Hodel,
    Have I made a match for you!
    He's handsome, he's young!
    Alright, he's 62.
    But he's a nice man, a good catch, true?
    True.

    I promise you'll be happy,
    And even if you're not,
    There's more to life than that---
    Don't ask me what.

    Chava, I found him.
    Won't you be a lucky bride!
    He's handsome, he's tall,
    That is from side to side.
    But he's a nice man, a good catch, right?
    Right.

    You heard he has a temper.
    He'll beat you every night,
    But only when he's sober,
    So you'll alright.

    Did you think you'd get a prince?
    Well I do the best I can.
    With no dowry, no money, no family background
    Be glad you got a man!

    Chava:
    Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
    You know that I'm
    Still very young.
    Please, take your time.

    Hodel:
    Up to this minute,
    I misunderstood
    That I could get stuck for good.

    Chava and Hodel:
    Dear Yenta,
    See that he's gentle
    Remember,
    You were also a bride.
    It's not that
    I'm sentimental

    Chava and Hodel and Tzeitel:
    It's just that I'm terrified!

    Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
    Plan me no plans
    I'm in no rush
    Maybe I've learned
    Playing with matches
    A girl can get burned
    So,
    Bring me no ring
    Groom me no groom
    Find me no find
    Catch me no catch
    Unless he's a matchless match.
  • LadyMischief
    Orgasms N Such!
    • Sep 2002
    • 18135

    #2
    There's something twisted and strange about this thread.. it's giving me the heebie jeebies. Aaron, you don't have a crush on Donny do you?

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    • AaronM
      GFY Royality ;)
      • Oct 2001
      • 46917

      #3
      Originally posted by LadyMischief
      There's something twisted and strange about this thread.. it's giving me the heebie jeebies. Aaron, you don't have a crush on Donny do you?

      No, he keeps trying to pawn Belinda off on me though.

      I like Belinda and all...but......

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      • Donny
        As you wish...
        • May 2002
        • 13754

        #4
        LOL.

        I just found this thread.

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        • Donny
          As you wish...
          • May 2002
          • 13754

          #5
          That was a really good movie.


          "If I were a rich man..."



          But seriously...

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #6
            Originally posted by AaronM
            No, he keeps trying to pawn Belinda off on me though.

            I like Belinda and all...but......

            This should explain it:

            "[09:53] AaronM: You should feel special. You have a thread directed to you on GFY.
            [09:53] DonovanPhillips: Found it. LOL.
            [09:54] DonovanPhillips: Belinda just woke up and came in here and pulled my armpit hair when I was stretching. Now she's talking about how someone should shoot that fake kidnapped woman.
            "



            I just don't need a hot chick tugging on my armpit hear when she wakes up in the morning. That's a great way to distract me and then nothing would ever get done besides a bunch of fucking....And who wants that?

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            • LadyMischief
              Orgasms N Such!
              • Sep 2002
              • 18135

              #7
              Originally posted by AaronM
              No, he keeps trying to pawn Belinda off on me though.

              I like Belinda and all...but......

              You don't like being the "pawnee"?

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              • Donny
                As you wish...
                • May 2002
                • 13754

                #8
                Originally posted by AaronM
                This should explain it:

                "[09:53] AaronM: You should feel special. You have a thread directed to you on GFY.
                [09:53] DonovanPhillips: Found it. LOL.
                [09:54] DonovanPhillips: Belinda just woke up and came in here and pulled my armpit hair when I was stretching. Now she's talking about how someone should shoot that fake kidnapped woman.
                "



                I just don't need a hot chick tugging on my armpit hear when she wakes up in the morning. That's a great way to distract me and then nothing would ever get done besides a bunch of fucking....And who wants that?


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                • Donny
                  As you wish...
                  • May 2002
                  • 13754

                  #9
                  And now she's reading post #8 and looking confused as hell. She hasn't been caught up on our conversations.

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                  • AaronM
                    GFY Royality ;)
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 46917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                    And now she's reading post #8 and looking confused as hell. She hasn't been caught up on our conversations.

                    If you were taking care of business then she would not be able to read post #8.

                    Hmmm....Maybe I should come down there and show you how things should be done.

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                    • Donny
                      As you wish...
                      • May 2002
                      • 13754

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      If you were taking care of business then she would not be able to read post #8.

                      Hmmm....Maybe I should come down there and show you how things should be done.

                      Please do. She's sitting her telling me how things should be from her perspective at the moment. LOL

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