Hey Steve Lightspeed...
 

Dude where's my jersey bro? :(

you didn't get the memo? we had this bukkake party and the model grabbed it to wipe off and steve was like WTF?!

then steve ran across the room, jumped off a couch and drop kicked her....

lawsuit happened and the government is holding it as evidence for DNA from the semen to identify who was at the house.

sorry he sent it to me

nah.... thats silly.... i just posted the true story.

Oh fuck! I KNEW something like that would happen - damn!!! :mad: :(

I have one :thumbsup

it happens more then you think... there have been like 30 bukkake parties / turn gangfights this year...

they made a special task force to deal with it

http://mapage.noos.fr/moonchild/japanese_police03.jpg

I swear I ordered it! But they are made by hand by a little old lady with bad arthritis, you gotta be patient! See you in Montreal Spannow?

Steve Lightspeed

:1orglaugh Ok I'll be more patient...
No, I'm not going to make Montreal. Our antics will have to wait until the next time...

Thx for the follow up Steve! :thumbsup

sonofsam tries so hard to be funny, its pathetic

Ok, ok I just spoke with Steve and its all settled. Shows over, you can go home now.... Nothing to see here folks....

i just fuck around a lot, and people who actually talk to me know i have a fucked up sense of humor... you need to lighten up :thumbsup

i want a lightspeed jersey....guess i have to be more l33t :)

Hey steve How many joins would I have to send your way for a Jersey?

just fucking with ya :thumbsup :winkwink:

YOu have to bust $150,000 in signups! :pimp

no worries :banana

i post a lot of stupid shit because its my way of entertainment between doing really REALLY boring tasks.... like i'm doing right now heh :winkwink: