School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon
 

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
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Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown

Christ, talk about paranoia!

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blame it on the tin foil

It is amazing how stupid people are now days.

I have a big burrito in my pantalones.

NOW THAT IS A BURRITO!

They should arrest the kid after he takes the post burrito eating dump.

That could be lethal...Guacamole and jalapenos?

HOLY FATWA

imagine what they would do with a large Quiznos coming in the doors.

that's pathetic

I'll take the #2 combo please...

I'm so in the mood for a burrito right now.

that burrito would make a good ebay item for golden palace to win

funny i just had a Mesquite Chicken Bacon Combo 10 mins ago

I love Quiznos