Ok.. I'll bite.. what the fuck.
 

Hi there.. My name is BMF.. and I'm *trying.. albiet failing* to be a gallery submitter. You're going to chuckle at that one.. I'll wait.. pausing for 30 seconds ... ...

Ok you should be done < no? > waiting longer now..

Great everyone but that fucker in the back is done laughing.

Ok, so I submit galleries using Chameleon Submitter, i've been using it for awhile now and my success has been absolutely abhorrent; well.. I guess I would say compared to what people on here claim to have achieved (which could or could not be accurate depending on your perspective).

Granted, I have never once paid for a listing, and I dont pay for hosting. I didnt say I use a free host, I just said I didnt pay for hosting. So my costs are low, so aside for my designs my costs are minimal By the way Nickpapageorgio does all of my designs so if you like the galleries I'm about to show you below, you should probably give him some work.

So you're probably thinking to yourself, ok shithead, where is the QUESTION

The question is this.

What the fuck am I doing wrong?

Here are my galleries.

http://www.darksidegirls.com/m19/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/a40/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/a37/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/a30/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/a25/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/a1/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/april17/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/ab1/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/m25/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/d17/index.html
http://www.darksidegirls.com/amy6/index.html

Should I just be paying for listings?
Are my galleries shit?
Do my galleries load slow?
Am I working with the wrong sponsors?
Do I suck?
Should I call Ms. Cleo in prison and ask her?
Is anyone going to read this?

I'm not really looking for people just posting sponsor banners in here, i'd really like helpful advice. I'm not getting hardly any traffic to my galleries and I assume that has something to do with Chameleon Submitter, perhaps I should just pay for traffic or just I dunno stick to my day job.

Anyway, if anyone has any advice.. or.. i dunno doesnt give 2 shits.. you can share that too.

Otherwise.. i'll just keep spending an hour a day submitting and getting nothing out of it :D

Thanks ya'll :D

BTW, i'll trade system administrator services for advice/help :D

BMF

mate just do your tests and see what is good for you

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Spend more time submitting, and also there's not enough emphasis on the 'join' or 'click' stuff on your galleries..

That would be Juicy..

Before we get into the mechanics of what you're doing, have you taken the time to get to know alot of the TGP owners you're submitting to? They get of gallery submissions, and unless your name stands out in a good way to them, you'll be in line behind all the submitters they know and trust.

Yup. For example, http://www.darksidegirls.com/a25/index.html There's alot of dead space. You could put "join" in red letters in that space on the top left where she's spitting. It kind of makes sense on a design level to put it there.

gallery game ain't easy anymore, maybe you should try soomething else

- Are your galleries getting listed at all?
- Do you have any partner accounts on tgps? if not, try to get them
- Do your galleries, if they get listed, ever make it to the hof? If not, maybe improve your thumbs

I do get listed some places, but my traffic isnt where I would think it should be after doing this every day for almost a year. I get about 10000 Uniques a day. I consider that to be somewhat terrible.

I feel that my galleries arent bad. and I agree that partner accounts would be the way to go but I find that everyone thinks that you're out to fuck them or something now a days and that it is nearly impossible to "get in good" with people in this industry.

and as far as "trying" other things in the "online porn" land..

I've tried: AVS, PPC SE, TGP and Gallery Submitting so far. and gallery submitting is the one I can do the least expensively (well, TGP also).

Thanks for the advice so far.

I'd really like to get partner accounts on some sites, maybe my gals just arent good enough. I guess what I should do is just find more consulting work :D

BMF