I Have Sars!!!
 

It's a plot from the communist government in China to infect me with SARS.
I've been sick now going on 6 days...feeling somewhat better but can't stop hacking and for some reason I want to build a "shitty wall."

I need some red blooded American pootie tang to cure me.

Anyone up for the challenge?

Ouch thats not good...

I'll be over in an hour with 6 hookers, a priest, a party clown, 2 contortionists and a gallon jug of KY Jelly....not sure if it'll help, but sure will be fun.....

you haven't - you are just too adicted to drugs :pimp

or not addicted enough

A plot from the communist Chinese government???
http://www.sinxxxchange.com/links/brilliant.jpg

herow, shitty wok

I've Sars is kinda like getting the crabs, is that right?

yes, minus the sex

You want some of my shitty pork?

damn!
my little asshole brother gave me a cold! :(

a cold is nothing compared to sars

My girlfriend just started up with the same weird hacking cough, had to give her some Nyquil to get the coughing down enough that she could sleep.

Neither of us smokes and we are pretty active, maybe she also has the SARS.