BREAKING NEWS - Project Revenue inks Mr Izzz to deal
 

After weeks of intense negotiations, Project Revenue is proud to announce the signing of Mr Izzz as our newest sig who------errrr-----PR campaign manager.
At one point both parties walked away from the negotiating table and a federal mediator was brought in to resume negotiations.

The terms of the deal, which starts May 1, include but are not limited to

- stock options in Project Revenue

- 3 monthly back waxings

- Unlimited lasagna on Tuesdays

- 2 copies of "Pop Juicy's Vein" the home game

- The complete DVD collection of Stargate SG-1

- Fully paid entrance (including airfare) to all gigolo conventions in the continental U.S.

- Every Wednesday at 3pm the owner of Project Revenue must arrive at Mr Izzz's place of business wearing nothing but a captain's hat and a pink tutu, and constantly shout the word "VERBOTEN" into a conch shell, while balanced on the back of a miniature pony.

Sources close to the negotiations, speaking on condition of anonymity said "I'm sure glad this is over, Izzzy's agent was one tough customer, and he kept grabbing my ass and screaming "JUIICCCCYYYY" every 5 minutes"

AP wire services contributed to this report.

congrats on a great poster

lol, post some pics of him in that pink tutu for me.

Izzy is my loverrrrrrrrr

Yeah but now I need some people to sign up for my program....his agent will be asking for a raise next month.

Is anyone hiring? LOL

This thread is useless without pics of Lenny in the tutu on the horse.

Congrats on the deal

there was no way i could deny the massive offer that lenny and WWW.PROJECTREVENUE.COM offered me. and after seeing lenny in a tutu in person i was totally convinved that i needed to fly WWW.PROJECTREVENUE.COM IN MY SIG FOR MAY

http://www.boomboomlounge.com/bullshit/lennytut2.jpg

http://www.boomboomlounge.com/bullshit/lennytutu1.jpg

how could i resist those sexy legs!!!!!!!!

when are you going to ink me for something lenny? lol :Graucho

DAMMIT IZZY....you promised that was just between us.

its all about projecting the revenue my man!!!!!!

ahhhh...you have to wait for the super secret summer project :winkwink:

This is Great!

Lenny, can I get some of that Lasagna action?

Maybe if you wear the tutu...the damn thing itches

congrats IZZZZZZZZZ YOU DA MANN!!!!

those pics are hilarious

Sounds like a marriage made in heaven :winkwink: Izzy is a great guy, and your program is looking sweet lenny, good luck bro :thumbsup

Nice tutu :1orglaugh

A Federal Mediator LMAO

Great thread... good move Izz

Congrats to both parties! :)

Congrats on the deal

damn - that's great news. good luck, guys! :thumbsup

All seven seasons of SG1? Cooooool!

congrats on the deal .

Ouch. When giving quotes for a back-wax, do they charge by yard?

Anyhow, congrats Izz - I need your negotiator when dealing with my next contract

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Who is this MrIzzz guy? Never heard of him.

Damn i didn't get lasagna;)Congrats;)

Great program! You must try it! convert amazing! ! !
Thanks Lenny.

Congrats Izzzz! :thumbsup

congrats

great looking program however it takes forever to load

DAMN......does it load slowly for anyone else?
The load on the server is only 0.06

Yeah seemed a bit heavy ...

Damn Lenny... GFY takeover!!!

I would have done it for the lasagna.