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Zombie outbreak in Cambodia!!! Get your guns!!!

"There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days." ...

"General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

i have so many zombie movies.

revolt of the zombies rules!

What the fuck... 100% Mortality rate. Can you spell D-A-M-N !!!!

"After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it?s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ?resurrection.?"

WTF!

wow I guess I am cancelling my trip to cambodia

whoa dude
dawn of the dead

lol. DarkJedi you suck. :P

nicely done
links to an ip
:)

HILARIOUS, DJ, you rock! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by decrypted

nicely done
links to an ip
:)

C'MON !!

It was going so good :1orglaugh

Looks like I'll be staying out of Cambodia for a while. That's some freaky shit. Though I never go to the Cambo / Lao border... that's pretty much the middle of nowhere.

damn!...would've been fucking freaky!...but interesting! ...hehe

You got me too man, I was about the paste that link around until I noticed something odd.

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"There has been a small outbreak of ?zombism? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days." ...

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should give it to the U.S. immediately, so they can use it in Iraq, and anywhere else they want to invade. Cambodian officials have yet to comment, but did say Condoleeza Rice is one mad bitch.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia, and to steal some samples to make deadly biological weapons."

George Bush was quoted as saying "Damn this Maleria shit, I hope no-one notices that we have stuffed billions in illegal oil money into my family's pockets"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

This is the truer version, dumbed down.

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Originally Posted by leedsfan

This is the truer version, dumbed down.

LOL, I guess you had time to read the rest of the thread and edited your original post :1orglaugh I wish I had that luxury.

I Gotta admit, this thread is hilarious! DJ, you ROCK, man! :thumbsup :thumbsup